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A young lady of the night was hired by an old man's son to give his father some fun for his birthday.
She turned up on the old man's doorstep in her most revealing, but tasteful, clothing "I'm here to offer you super sex" to which the old man replied "I think I will have the soup".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Entering my 55th year I got a three legged dog to attract interesting women. And it worked. The dog meets interesting women every day. I, on the other hand, have apparently become invisible.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Needs to be motorized though.
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I got it up to $19,240.00 but then I realized I'd only pay that if the rest of the X-Wing came with it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Wot? Only one screen?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I have a spare kidney, wonder where I could sell it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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eBay?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The interesting thing is, I reckon you could make something like this for cheap- especially if you don't need to adjust the monitor in that anglepoise-y kind of way. Car seats must be ten a penny in breaker's yards.
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Could if you had a shop set up with the right tools.
If I had such a shop I would love to try to make one.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I actually made myself a chair for my computer desk by getting an old car seat from a junk yard. It was an old Austin Maxi 1800, I think. The top of the line model for it's time. It had arms on the seat and everything. Amazingly comfortable; I just made a heavy wooden frame to mount it on at a slightly reclining angle - great! I gave it to a friend when I moved house and have missed it ever since.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Hmm that's a good idea except where I'm at it would always be in the way and so would have to put some kind of wheels on it. Got me thinking!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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My chair wouldn't budge an inch so I made a swing arm for my keyboard and had to lift one of the arms to slide in or out of it. I think the solidity added to the comfort.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Another problem I would have is that I have an electronics bench next to the computer and I work a lot on it so not sure how I would handle that.
The roll around chair that I have now is a relatively inexpensive model, therefore not real comfortable but to get one that suits the purpose and is comfortable would be out of my financial range.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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You could try mount the frame on sofa castors. If you have a hard floor you can slide and rotate on it then. This will also give you some height and reduce the height of the frame needed slightly.
I was looking at pictures of old Austin Maxi seats and none of them have armrests attached! I think the car at the scrapyard must have had custom seats fitted before the crash that landed it in the junkyard!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah if the Maxi had arm rests sounds like it might be custom?
I'm thinking maybe rails and have it swivel, but here we're getting into needing some sort of machine shop, which I don't have at my disposal.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Did you keep the airbag for when your app crashes?
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Back when I did this, seat-belts were optional extras and airbags didn't exist!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm sorry, but this is the coolest thing I've seen in a couple of weeks. Feed and clothe the kids/buy toys, feed and clothe the kids/buy toys. Ugh, decisions.
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Oooh .... I want.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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