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To Paraphrase: cheaper to lower the Mediterranean.
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I think it might have been cheaper to build a tank round it, empty it, and then dismantle it in situ... 
And, the locals would get a new "very-deep-end" swimming pool! 
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SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote: of it being raised upright. You have to admit, it's an impressive bit of engineering
Not really, one bloke made it go in the other direction a lot quicker.
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Good one! 
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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If the engines work on direct current, all they had to do was turn the batteries around.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The captain is on the boat, off the boat, or perhaps he connected AC/DC to the batteries?
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Got an invoice from DomainRegister (domainregister.com.au) for the renewal of a domain. On closer inspection it was the .com version and not the .com.au one that we use.
The dogs wanted 250 bucks to register the domain for 2 years.
A quick whois cleared any uncertainty.
It is available for 8 bucks elsewhere. Not a bad profit margin. I also hear more scummy actions[^]on the interwebs about these elephants.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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At least you would be getting somethign for your money, if not a lot.
I seem to remember (and I can't find a link anywhere) that there was a company in the US in the 1990s that was sending companies invoices for the cost of invoicing them, and charging $100 or so per time. IIRC they were getting about 50% of these paid, once they contacted the accounts dept a month later to ask where the payment was! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: they were getting about 50% of these paid,
The President of our organisation was wanting to pay this. I told him to wait until after the due date and if our web site was still working he could give me the cash!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I bet you don't get it! 
Perhaps you should send him an invoice for saving him money? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I bet you don't get it!
I can always disquise it in my next invoice 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
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False invoice scams are still disgustingly common because it takes so long for the courts to get around to stomping on the scumbags. Ken White at Popehat's been collecting data on one of them since 2010, and the sunshines have only just started getting cease and desist orders from a few state Attorney Generals late last year.
http://www.popehat.com/2012/09/19/anatomy-of-a-scam-investigation-chapter-thirteen/[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pam and I are just crazy about these guys[^]
We use them for all our registrations.
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I get an email from them every so often to renew my site for some ungodly amount...delete!
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A scam for internet services? In the future, I think I'll be more cautious about how I use the internet.
Ecclesiastical Review (i.e., Nothing New Under the Sun):
Many a year ago, I received (at my company-at-the-time address) what looked like a bill for magazine subscriptions. They weren't going to be paid in any case, but it required some close inspection and much reading to find where it disclosed that this very bill-like item was, in fact, an application for new subscriptions to worthless magazines.
Has the Sleaze Corp run out of ideas as badly as the movie industry. What entertainment is left to us?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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straight from the horse's mouth: [^].
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Not new[^], still interesting though. I wonder why they aren't doing it more often.
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harold aptroot wrote: I wonder why they aren't doing it more often
I suspect they have had a big problem with people that couldn't stop biting their bacon-nails.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"It went the wrong way and scored!"(9)
Best of luck
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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MGHarford[^]?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I've been working on this for over an hour but can't get out of my mind that it
sounds like teas with Chablis and in France, followed by hot China anniversary.
I think these CCCs have effected my mind and not in a good way
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I like the word
TRANSPOSE
for this one.
"It went the wrong way and scored!"(9)
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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What's your solution? I can understand transpose implies the wrong way but I can't see where "scored" fits in.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Transpose is to change a musical score to a higher or lower key.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/transpose?s=t[^]
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
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