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Yes, security, which is part of infrastructure, I'd say. I could access my domain through the VPN client I have on the work laptop, but that's not allowed.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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As title, I think that I want my processes works first. Speed? Wait when it becomes more stable.
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Shut down the Santa’s IT department.
Peter Leow
https://www.amazon.com/author/peterleow
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I mean, honestly, there is nothing new in this list.
So I voted "Other" without being able to tell you what "other" might be.
Something NEW
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A larger hard drive maybe? :wink wink nudge nudge:
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Festive Bacon and CLstCtrl sandwiches instead of Turkey.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Two years of 26 hour days to allow me to catch up on all the technology I would like to.....
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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I bet most programmers have not read the manual for Visual Studio, and they expect their users to read the manual. Haha
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There's a manual for Visual Studio?
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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I'm sure we're all guilty of not reading manuals. I have customers that force me to write a manual as part of the project deliverables, then phone me when they need help using the product
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An they probably phone you before they look at the manual you have required you to write. I would suggest that if you have a number of users, send them out a questionnaire on their use of the manual...if they have even used them. You may be able to use the results to save yourself the effort. I did that when I was at AT&T. Nobody used the documentation, so management stopped having it as a deliverable.
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It's not the tech, it's the management. And with good management, having good tech is usually not an issue.
Marc
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Sane managers?
You might as well ask for $5 trillion in unmarked bills, a 30 year-old Diana Rigg and a Batcopter.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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That was an option?
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PeejayAdams wrote: Diana Rigg
Grandma Tyrell from Game of Thrones?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Quite possibly - I've never seen GoT (I am that person).
In my mind she will always be the divine Mrs. Peel from The Avengers (the classic UK TV series rather than the Marvel thing). She was in a Bond movie, too - can't remember the name of it.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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I would also include sane coworkers.
I have a couple who are a new bricks short of a load upstairs.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Sane management would get rid of them... Same situation here.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Nobody can become a manager if not certifiably insane.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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So yeah. More power captain. And a backlit keyboard for coding at night.
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... to Windows 7.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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A absolutely stunning 23 year old long haired brunette in a micro-miniskirt, fishnet stockings, only a white leotard on top - for "pair programming" - to which, at that point, I'd definitely begin to reevaluate.
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To quote Hans Gruber: It's Christmas .... It's the time of miracles.
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