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If you can’t tell the difference between AGI and RAG, don’t worry — we’re here for you. 'A' is for 'AI', so in the news today. 'B' is for 'Bovine excrement', it's what they all do say.
With the remainder of the alphabet left to the readers.
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'C' is for the Crap answers produced by AI.
'D' is for the law firm Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe that will prosecute AI's theft of Intellectual Property.
Okay, D is a stretch...
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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D are more likely to sue you for "stealing" the IP of the AI company who used your content to train their models. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The global IT outage on Friday resulted from a sensor configuration update to CrowdStrike’s Falcon platform that caused a Windows logic error. But they were the *right* 8.5 million devices, apparently
I'm curious how they came to that figure, but I'm assuming it's based on the number of BSOD reports they got, plus a factor for the number of people that don't send that home.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: curious how they came to that figure
The number of machines that stopped sending data back to MS?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wouldn't they have simply counted ClowdStrike installs?
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Research released by KnowBe4 shows that 75 percent of security professionals have witnessed employees displaying risky security behaviors at work and 62 percent admit to risky behavior themselves. People keep trying to hold Kamchatka early in the game
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You took a Risk making that joke.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Based on a survey of nearly 400 software development professionals, the analysis explores the current state of secure software development and underscores the urgent need for formalized industry education and training programs. The null set?
It seems that way lately anyway
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"[T]he urgent need for formalized industry education and training programs" strikes me as a self-serving way for some folks to guarantee themselves a mandatory revenue stream. Legal liability can handle it. And where it doesn't, the clueless will go under.
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Meta says the European regulatory environment is too ‘unpredictable.’ They're just daring the EU to sue them
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They're just daring the EU to sue them
If that's true, I am happy for that.
Meta has already been doing what the wanted for long enough.
Sadly I do not think that they are afraid of the EU, it probably has another reason in the background
M.D.V. 
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Quote: multimodal Llama AI model in the EU
Sounds like a line of Doo-Wop.
"Who put the bop in the 'bop-shoe-bop'?"
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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As new technology transforms workplaces, one CEO says we should hold AI tools to the same standards as human workers. Do they get a parking space?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: we should hold AI tools to the same standards as human workers.
In that case, they should be fired!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Who? the workers or the managers?
M.D.V.
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ISO releases new C++ language standards on a three-year cadence; now that it's been more than a year since the finalization of C++23, we have a good idea of what features could be adopted for C++26 — although proposals can still be submitted until January 2025. They should be supported by 2032 or so
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They will no longer work by August 25, 2025. bstr.ds
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It's google... it surprises it lasted that long.
M.D.V.
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After that, Microsoft will no longer provide updates for .NET 6. Sad news for all of you still on .NET 2.0
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Sad news for all of you still on .NET 2.0
What's ".Net"?   
M.D.V.
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The spokesman, while not quoted verbatim, is said to have told the WSJ that a 2009 deal with the European Commission is the reason why Microsoft can't lock down its operating system more to boost security. "Always remember that when you're pointing your finger at someone, you've got three pointing back at yourself."
CrowdStrike truly is the gift that gives today
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Always remember that when you're pointing your finger at someone, you've got three pointing back at yourself."
A quote not extended enough in the industry
M.D.V.
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That's Microsoft being lazy. They could produce a user mode API to their security subsystems and force their own security people to use it. This would still comply with the EU agreement.
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