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The other idea popping in my head…
What website did this director launch before coming to your company?
Do they take credit cards on the site?
Bobby Tables wants a shopping spree!
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Can a chimpanzee be trained to ride a motorcycle?
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Steve Raw wrote TITLE: Could a Chimpanzee Ride a Motorcycle
Steve Raw wrote: Can a chimpanzee be trained
First with the coulds, then with the cans...
Make up your mind! I don't know which one to answer. 
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raddevus wrote: Make up your mind! I don't know which one to answer. 
It doesn't matter... both are "yes".
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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raddevus wrote: Make up your mind! I don't know which one to answer.
The cans. 
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Ask one
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pkfox wrote: Ask one
I've decided on the can, not the could.
Could nothing be impossible? If everything is possible, then the could is an automatic "yes".
Can it be done? If it could, then can it?.
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Of course they can, just google "Chimp riding a motorcycle" and you'll getting plenty of hits.
If it's on the inter web it's got to be true...right? 
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Mike Hankey wrote: If it's on the inter web it's got to be true...right?
Absolutely.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Of course they can, just google "Chimp riding a motorcycle" and you'll getting plenty of hits.
But what if they're deepfakes?
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Yeah I saw that, pretty wild.
Be a dead monkey!
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You mean, like, can a person set out to intentionally train a chimpanzee to? I wouldn't think so.
But obviously (?) a chimpanzee can learn on his own.
Having said that, there's more to learning to ride a motorcycle than simply riding a motorcycle. There are traffic laws and such which the chimpanzee might not be capable of.
So, I'd say no, he would self-teach, and learn only the basic operations of the motorcycle, not enough to ride on public roadways.
I also suspect that it has to be a pretty simple motorcycle, like a scooter.
No kick-start, no choke, or a trainer has to start it and have it warm up for him.
There exists at least one chimpanzee who can ride some subset of motorcycles within some limitations of competence.
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Right. Push him to get started, and go in a straight line type of thing. But he probably still wouldn't go very far.
Certainly no clutch, changing gears, signal, respect traffic laws... 
Oh wait. I think I just came to a realization about some people I've seen driving...
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Having said that, there's more to learning to ride a motorcycle than simply riding a motorcycle. There are traffic laws and such which the chimpanzee might not be capable of.
Yeah, I don't think a chimpanzee would have any regard or comprehension of traffic laws and the consequences of violating them.
I'd think that aside from balancing the motorcycle and keeping it upright, operating the clutch and transmission would be the most challenging things for the chimp to do. If you modified the motorcycle to operate using an automatic transmission, then I think the chimp would do just fine.
Anyway, there have been several posts from members here that strongly indicate that a chimp can ride a motorcycle. Here's a link to one of the posts: RE: Could a Chimpanzee Ride a Motorcycle[^]
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If he has a cell phone with Google Maps, he will be fine. unless he starts texting!
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If an infinite number of them can write Shakespeare...
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That's monkeys. Chimpanzees have no tales. 
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k5054 wrote: Probably better than you!
Wow. That is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Taking a look at the photo, what is the cable attached to the chimp's neck for? I'm wondering if it's a leash of some sort, or is the cable anchored somewhere to keep the chimp riding the motorcycle in a circle? It doesn't seem like it's anything that assists the chimp in maintaining balance while riding the motorcycle. If anything, riding a motorcycle with a cable attached to your neck would make riding the motorcycle more difficult.
Well, at this point, if I were to go outside and see a chimpanzee driving a motorcycle down the road, it wouldn't surprise me. That's crazy. 
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This act is a staple of small circuses everywhere. Chimpanzees like to play and show off; the biggest problem is getting them off of the motorcycle after their performance is over.  Food usually works: but as my wife and I saw at Vidbel's Circus in the late 1980s, the chimp took off down the midway on the motorcycle. We did not see how they caught him.
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Yes.
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Probably, but why?
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Food usually works: but as my wife and I saw at Vidbel's Circus in the late 1980s, the chimp took off down the midway on the motorcycle. 