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Why don't you tell us how you really feel. 
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Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap of the Atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
modified 4-May-22 15:31pm.
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If you squint, the Atlassian Logo[^] already kinda looks like the 💩 emoji. Just sayin'
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Dan Neely wrote: Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap op the atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.
You win. I LOLed.
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I find that hilarious, especially since I originally created in response to someone posting sickeningly sweet feel good stories in badly broken English.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Just like Earth, only different!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Be a little more inclusive! Habitability is only a social construct, invented by the evil patriarchy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Habitability is only a social construct, invented by the evil patriarchy.
It's certainly habitable by any hypothetical Titanian life. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Since apparently the evil patriarchy is behind practically everything - are you not in awe what you are capable of? 
On the other hand:
Wir sind zwar zu allem fähig, aber zu nichts zu gebrauchen.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Scientists: "Titan is the largest moon of Saturn."
Journalists: "That's no moon."
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but but it gets people to read it right?
I personally especially love the sun cycle eruptions news. and how everytime they have to go into a 3 paragraph description of what exactly that is and how it 'might' affect life on earth. I think there were three of them last week.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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When I see an article (science or otherwise) using the word "shocking" or "stunning" in the headline I know the article isn't worth reading.
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Shocking New Reporting From Code Project!!
Craig Robbins Makes Stunning Observation!!!
Film at 11!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ignore the bit about the average temperature of -179oC / -290oF / 94oK
It was jolly cold here yesterday morning. 
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That's a brisk winter day if you're from Minnesota. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Hmmm, might need a sweater...
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I suggest we send those "journalists" there to spend a week. Then they can come back and readjust what they've been reporting as they feel necessary.
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And since it's just coming into Summer on Earth 1.0, they won't need any heating, or more clothes than a T shirt and shorts ... :evilgrin:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No homework. Just report your fancy.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I liked the 1st sentence after the title - scientists looking for planets in other galaxies.
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I saw a 'click bait' article (and stupidly followed it) about the amazing maths / science / engineering of the early Egyptians. It included the staggering observation that all of the circles that the Egyptians made had a circumference to diameter ratio of exactly pi; proving that they knew about pi (despite the fact that all circles have a circumference to diameter ratio of pi; that is basically the definition of what pi is). It also said the pyramids were aligned to the stars in Orion's Belt; despite the fact (?!?!?) that no one had seen Orion's Belt until 2000 years later.
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Keep looking until you find a black monolith.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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