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These words spring to mind:
Quote: Listen kid you paid for the call
You ain't bad but we've heard it all before
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The marketing department. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: Seriously who the heck thought this thru?
I would state that no one actually has.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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So, like Griff said, marketing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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rnbergren wrote: Seriously who the heck thought this thru
I suspect the head of the support department will get a bonus this year, for cutting costs.
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and reducing the amount of calls.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Sort of reminds me of the installation instructions that are included with a CD/DVD drive. They are on the enclosed disc.
Or when you can't get logged on to your work computer and the support person says you need to install XYZ software so they can work on it remotely.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I like that one. Please install our software from our network so you can work on the network that you are not currently part of.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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time to use to some cell data
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problem is. They cut the same line that provides data to most of the cell lines for the cell tower. I had to drive 4 miles from home to even make a phone call to ask for help.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Got the samething from British Telecom, 'consult our online services about why you can't get online'?, that made me laugh! If contacted the a human, was told the samething, asked for a supervisor and blew, apparently everyone can access through the app on there phone, which in my case uses the WiFi to get online, which was not working... 
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but it works for some people so it must work for everyone right?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Over there, of course - behind the thingy.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In hell, until we pacified the digital gods.
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Quote: To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
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They're coming to take you away, ha ha?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Is the hardest part of making skimmed milk throwing the cows across the lake?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That curd be true, however a butter plan should be considered.
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Skip right to the milkshake.
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Wouldn't that give you whipped cream?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think you got that wrong.
Whipped cream is what you get when a masochist masturbates.
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Is cow tossing the latest Olympic sport? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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