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... a bar full of devs, and does not get killed, since he lies about his job.
such an elephanting load of horse excrement, I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line one hour! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 3-Jul-20 9:25am.
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"mega"-in-a-frash-shave! wrote: I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line
Only an hour? You must be a Jira Guru!
It would have taken me a lot longer, I suspect. But then, I've never used it. :gloat:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I know that feeling.
Since I changed my job, I don't use any more that pile of ..... 
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...and strikes up a conversation with the bartender.
Bartender: How's it going?
Jira salesman: I've had a horrible day!
Bartender: Tell me about it?
Jira salesman: On my way into town, I got a speeding ticket.
Bartender: That's not that bad.
Jira salesman: It gets worse. I stopped at the drug store before coming here, and when I got back to my car, there was a parking ticket on my windshield!
Bartender: Ouch.
Jira salesman: And then when I drove here, I got pulled over again! I got another ticket, for a broken taillight!
Bartender: Oh my, sounds like you'll be going to court a lot.
Jira saleman: The problem is, I entered the tickets into our product, and now I can't find them!!!!
badaboom baddabing
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HEAR!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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and 3,567 emails were sent.
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only 3567?? What happened to the rest?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not sure if you are making fun of me, or of them. What happened was I had seven lines of code. One of the middle lines refused to align with the rest.
Yes, I did, also, go into "raw text edit mode".
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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"mega"-in-a-fresh-shave! wrote: Not sure if you are making fun of me
Certainly not.
What I meant was that if more number of people complain to them on their Forum, then they perhaps will act faster to resolve it early.
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Peer heard without issue (5)
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Baron
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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At least it survived longer than I thought it would!
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What is the solution?
I get peer = baron, but I don't get the rest.
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Peer heard without issue
[def1] [homophone indicator] [def2]
baron barren (childless)
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@GregUtas
Where's the CCC?
And I was completely unaware of a "silent duck" until I googled it this morning ... 
Is it common round your way?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: "silent duck
Wrong search word in office if you accidently go into images section
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I hope it's common around here, because it's where our pols are often located!
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Phil Mac - Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz[^]
Last week I found this "Swing & Bass" compilation album on Bandcamp.
The page says they're "taking the sounds of the 1920s to 60s and remixing them with a modern mashup twist."
I can appreciate the oldies, but I love the modern!
In this song they're remixing My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style by Dream Warriors, which uses the theme from Soul Bossa Nova by Quincy Jones, which you may know from Austin Powers, with drum n bass!
The result is making me very happy, just like the rest of the album
I loved the Swing & Bass Vol. 1 album as well and I'm already looking forward to a Vol. 3
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drum and bass is modern? I didn't know that was still a thing, ever since like 2005. 
/hipster
Real programmers use butterflies
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A newer sub genre of D'n'B?
Maybe the brand new, never before heard, Swing 'n' Bass!?
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A few of those from Vol 2 are really catchy, but I found some to feel a bit too busy. Bang Bang Boogie is one of my favorites from that album. 
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I hear you 
Although I love the "busy sound" myself
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Verbing Nouns[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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