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At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my SO stating that my head was not up there...
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
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Was that in doubt?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Well when you're told something repeatedly, one starts to wonder! 
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Due to the laxatives before, yes 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's a sh*tty thing to say.
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Well, I'm not currently constipated, yet, for some reason I decided after reading your post that I just don't give a shyte.
However, to make amends, most of my friends have hemorrhoids . . . the rest are perfect Assholes.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: However, to make amends, most of my friends have hemorrhoids . . . the rest are perfect Assholes.
One can suffer the first while being the latter.
Actually, it increases the chances.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If you met your wife on the Net, were you both rubbish trapeze artists?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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at least better than catching a wife on a rebound from a clown
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Did it require three rings for the wedding? A swinging affair as I heard it.
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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're super angry".
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Suicide is not an option I'm looking for ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Smart man!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Apparently it's painless 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Probably more ‘Cape Fear’ than ‘Cape of Good Hope’?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I'm not sure; was she a member of the ‘Fishing Fleets’?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The old way of doing online dating: click
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Don’t be surprised if you start seeing more and more bears in Georgia[^]
Bears have been sighted in areas that they have not been seen before. (At least not since neighborhoods started going in.) Likely a result of much less cars on the road making it less scary for bears to wander around looking for food.
The unintended consequences.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I had heard that Maryland and Main are both experiencing similar happenings with dear and moose. I am sure it this way for all areas in the world and its local wildlife.
We humans are really parasites to this earth and a scourge to its original inhabitants, IMHO. Earth was just fine without us. (Many will argue that I am full of crap here, but I don't care. lol)
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Slacker007 wrote: Many will argue that I am full of crap here
With this group? My bet is more agree with you than disagree.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Just curious, I assume you are saying we are parasites because we are bad for local wildlife? (Probably an oversimplification).
So, are bear's parasites? Fish population would go up without them.
Most everything will take from nature.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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We are bad for everything.
We kill flora and fauna and we take, take, take.
We take plants, animals, water, sand, dirt, rocks, minerals, metals and we spew pollution in its place.
And with nearly 8 billion people we do so at an alarming pace.
In fact, we're not only killing plants and animals, I am pretty certain we'll end up killing ourselves.
If not from global warming, we'll all die from pollution or maybe some nuclear war because we're all fighting over the last bits of resources.
Did you know we'll have an alarming sand shortage (used for building houses) within 30 years if we don't come up with an alternative?
It's not even a matter of if, but when.
Sure, a bear eats a fish, but it doesn't kill all fish until there are no more left, like we are currently doing.
Basically every other plant and animal keeps the ecosystem in balance, except us.
We destroy the ecosystem until nothing but we can live in it.
That's why we're parasites 
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Sander Rossel wrote: within 30 years if we don't come up with an alternative?
It's not even a matter of if, but when.
Could be. But I've been hearing the same doom and gloom stories all my life and none of them have actually happened. Zero.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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