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JokeI accidentally drank some food coloring this morning... Pin
littleGreenDude8-May-20 6:37
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JokeWhat does godzilla look forward to every year? Pin
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W Balboos, GHB8-May-20 6:26
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You're basic equation is incorrect:
Greg Utas wrote:
girls = time x money
Anyone who's ever experienced the creatures knows it's much more like:

money = girls * time ;

This is even more so if it is a girls array (especially for those who keep paying their ex's).

One such model:
    money = 0;
    for(i=0;;i++)
      money += girl[i]*time;

Note that there's no particular limiting clause. It just goes on. Sooner or later you find yourself out-of-bounds

Others formulate the loop by initializing the money with their value and decrementing it in the loop. Another alternative is the
    while(isBreathing(guy))
        (specific model);

But - since much like honey-due aphids getting ant's to carry them from plant to plant and protect them from predators, they have something we like that's worth the expense . . . . certainly at the time.


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modified 8-May-20 12:54pm.

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