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Why don’t you have a real gator? Hell I have a pair of crocs!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Although this[^] does scare some, especially Goergia Bulldogs it is not an effective deterant.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
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How hard can it be to build a pond in your foreyard and then put in a computer controlled fake alligator that is randomly raised from the bottom of the pond when someone is detected near the fence?
It does not have to be too convincing, just the eyes and the head, as long as it's only supposed to lurk in the water. Bonus points when somebody sees through the illusion and you then have a real alligator in the pond when that person passes by the next time and wants to take a closer look.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I could try that but it's all in the eyes and where would I find a pair of menacing eyes?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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I would say you could ask JSOP, but I don't think he is going to give them to you so easy  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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He's pretty attached to em from what I hear. 
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
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No, he will not, but you could throw him into the pond. The real problems start when the 'alligator' then starts to behave like John Wayne.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yeah - when the world around here was emptied by Superstorm Sandy, the lady across the street became so social (after years of ignoring us). She has returned to her old ways once the place was repopulated.
No such change, this time - I think the bodies are around so she doesn't need to actually get involved with them. Only when they're missing.
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"Dinner is on me."
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Would you like a fork or just a spoon?
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Help! Help! A talking plate! ?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Side effect of being in solitary confinement within your home: the plates start talking to you
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Oh, mine and I don't chat much anymore; I guess we're both tired of platitudes.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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your coat sir - there's the door
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Obviously, serves him right.
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I have this weird OCD where I arrange dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
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Damnit, you made me upvote a pun.
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Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Hold still, DR. We're going to have to hurt you now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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/ravi
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Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water: if it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hard work is better than perfection.... Loudestsoul
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Leslie was here only 3 weeks ago...[^] - And here I was, thinking he was dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yeah, I thought I was having deja vu all over again...
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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