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Crikey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition... 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I think you replied to the wrong post, but maybe not! 
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And governors to limit the turn speed as winds get higher.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Regarding that deer lady: If it is a prank, it is a good one! But really: In quite a few places with lots of moose (for deer as well, but the moose is a bigger problem here), they have actually put up tall fences along the highway for a few hundred meters so the the moose cannot cross, and then a gate, pre-warned by "Moose crossing" signs, a few places even with flashing orange warning lights in season (they are not equally active all year around). In a few places, they have rather built bridges over the four- or six lane motorway for the moose - letting them cross six lanes of cars driving 100 km/h is too dangerous even with controlled crossing points, signs and flashing warning lights.
In Norway, approximately 1500 moose are hit by cars every year, half as many deer, and 4-5000 venison. The moose is by far the most dangerous one, due to their weight and their long legs: When you hit them, they will fall over your hood and come through the windshield.
You proabably cannot read this Norwegian newsstory, but look at the top picture in Moose crash[^]. You don't want to experience something of that sort in 100 km/h!
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Ouch!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Member 7989122 wrote: come through the windshield
Same issue with kangaroos here in Aus - that's why trucks have crash barrier/'bull bar' designed to throw the poor kangaroo up over the windshield, you don't want it coming in and kicking you to death
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I've seen similar setups of fences and crossings while traveling the foothills in Arizona.
And I've seen moose/elk crossing signs that were a little more graphic; where the moose is standing in a "charge" stance with his antlers lowered
Director of Transmogrification Services
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Master of Yoda Conditional
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Google Translate did a pretty good job of translating the story, although the picture pretty much tells the tale -- thankfully no one was in the passenger seat and the driver suffered only minor injuries.
I know from personal experience how much damage a much smaller deer can do. Last Nov my wife & I were driving on a major highway when a deer jumped the cement median and slammed into the front driver's quarter panel of our mini-van. I was in the left lane and had a vehicle on my right, no room to maneuver. I had enough time to say "Oh, no!" before the deer hit us. The deer and I got a moment to look into each other's eyes from a range of 2' as it hit the vehicle, then it was gone.
We were doing 75 mph/120 kph and the deer weighed probably 110-120 lbs (~180 kg). Killed both the deer and the van (destroyed the front quarter, wheel assembly, driver door, and passenger door; damaged the rear quarter panel). The wife & I were shaken up but unharmed. I prefer to not think about what a 440 to 1,500 lb moose would have done ...
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Well, younger me would've fixed the current COVID-19 crisis a long time ago.
I figured, that if you could get sick if sick people coughed on you...
You could get better if healthy people coughed on you 
I was like < 10 years old at the time and still had better ideas about health than a certain world leader who shall remain unnamed
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Go run for president :z
It will also be more complicated than that in a few weeks, and I will make money.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Same thing happens with solar panels at night too!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Have you been to North Norway in summer? 
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Has anyone?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Maybe not carrying solar panels on their backs, but there are a number of solar panels mounted on the rooftops. So there is some experience, both daytime and nighttime experience.
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It gets even worse when you try to run a computer with the power from the turbines. When the voltages are reversed, everything works backwards. Input ports become output ports, additions suddently are substractions, all signals are inverted and the programs are executed backwards. Half of the logic on your main board is dedicated to preventing this from happening*
* I actually could use some of that logic right now, but for a totally different purpose. If you want to overclock a processor, you have to monitor the core and bus voltages, the clock frequency as well as the processor's temperature very carefully. Having hardware to do this and reducing the clock frequency when the processor gets too hot would be nice. As a bonus, you adjust these things in the BIOS menus, instead of soldering.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Reverse Logic, that's how I run in the morning before coffee!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Believe me, coffee is one of the milder cures for that condition. This thing[^] is works much faster.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Reminds me of one of my earliest experiences with data communication: This analog, asynchronous modem line driver reported "framing error" all the time. That really meant: Sycnrohizing with the received signal failed. This happened when a single byte was transmitted, but that happened only when the message was a positive ACKnowledge; any NACK (negative ACK) was followed by error data. So until the receiver was fixed, the receiving software was programmed to treat "framing error" as a positive ACK.
That is what I would call true inverted logic.
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If you drink food colouring do you end up dying inside?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hue can be sure that such colorful remarks will ease the stain on your reputation.
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It'll certainly stain your reputation... 
[EDIT] Great minds think alike. Balboos - The Lounge
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 27-Apr-20 12:35pm.
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and if you're from a certain Asian country do you get Thai Dyed?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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I'm told that you might get blued, …
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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that tickled me pink
... would that be self repair?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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