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Quote: suicide is illegal, being stupid isn't
Keep in mind that half the population have an IQ below the median! 
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Cp-Coder wrote: Keep in mind that half the population has an IQ below the median!
Explains everything - except for what the other half is doing about it.
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Slacker007 wrote: Reminds me of communist Russia
That's a different thing. It was used to victimise people and sow fear.
And it wasn't only in Russia, but also Germany, Italy, and the US, where evil f***ers wanted to do terrible things to their fellow countrymen.Slacker007 wrote: and what they currently do in China.
That's more like it. It has already saved thousands of lives in China, possibly hundreds of thousands.
And it's not only in China, but also Germany, Italy, and South Korea, where people are willing to make an effort for the benefit of their fellow man.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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print up a drone and pick it up!
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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I wonder how many wives are using the same excuse. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The floor's bloody uncomfortable.
I knew I should have bought a wider bed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are lucky that he didn't know remote desktop does not only work in the company  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Honey trap.
(Some contact lists are getting hacked)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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According to the stimulus calc, my fare share goes to my lousy manager.
Why ???😭 😭 😭
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Member 14774770 wrote: Why ???
You're a poor negotiator? 
In seriousness, I really have no idea what you post was actually about.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You married your lousy manager?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't think so... if he was married, then THE WHOLE fare share would go to the lousy manager
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, the voice of experience!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well now, that post translated OK. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Probably because you're self-employed.
Either that or because you're paid a lot more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mr Dear, I pay hell lot of Taxes.
Who's going to cover my Bills? Bills and Taxes are not exempted. Still paying them.
modified 30-Mar-20 15:30pm.
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A freakin' great songwriter. He's overcome some big health issues over the years, let's hope he beats this as well. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes he has!
I've listened to him most of my adult life and yes he is a great song writer and a great human being.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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And Joe Diffie died yesterday... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yep I saw that, also a very talented man!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Has Starbucks closed all of it's coughy shops?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, they're just opening latte.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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