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Alternative thought: What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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And do dogs bow-wow to the inevitable?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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$8.50 shipping...really?
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Ya, that's what kept me from buying it too. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Oh for some bum fodder! Supplies are running low chez moi.
There's not a roll to be had round here thanks to the panic buying prannies who hoarded it all.
A simple solution for the future - force anyone who buys over x number of toilet rolls to take out additional fire insurance at utterly exorbitant rates.
And then shoot them just to reinforce the message.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I went to my local ASDA this morning, and they had loads of TP.
No bread - which is what I went in for - but loads of TP.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's encouraging! Will try ALDI in a bit - I'm pretty sure Thursday is when they get their deliveries.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Ya know, if you kinda' squint, the rolls of paper could be viewed as loaves.
Just sliced differently . . .
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Plenty in Waitrose this morning, but only packs of 16.
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That speaks volumes.
I was in our local Co-op on Monday and they're still doing twofers and threefers on all sorts of things.
Madness.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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My wife heard this exchange in the local Co-op on Saturday:
Customer: Are we allowed one or two loaves of bread?
Assistant: Only one, unless the other is for a neighbour.
Customer: Yes, it's for a neighbour.
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People round our way seem to have an awful lot of neighbours!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Smart and golden unknown plant (7)
Smart CHIC
and golden OR
unknown Y
plant(7)
CHICORY
I'm up tomorrow then ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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For some reason I always thought chicory as a nut or seed. 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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When Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear!
Note: It may even be true[^] (assuming that he did, indeed, write ANY of "his" plays)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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... and Isaac Newton made many of his discoveries!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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hey it's working
... I just discovered some belly button lint!
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Try to eat it. Maybe it an be uses as a vaccine against Corona! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Calculus, in particular. More an invention than a discovery.
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Well, if you get bored you could always write 'king documentation.
It goes without saying
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Nobody gets THAT bored! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Nobody gets THAT bored!
said the man who's written 17 articles. 
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