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Did you say slam drunk nun?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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At the risk of sounding preachy, a bad habit to which I confess, I'd like to vesper the answer to you, but lack such a font.
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You are a veritable fount (or at least a drip) of ideas.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Oddly enough, one of my sisters-in-law IS a Mother Superior (in the Dominican Republic). She would appreciate this, but would want it for soccer....
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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What are the other choices?
I'm gonna have to guess 'C'... 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Is realizing you have already cursed someone before Deja Voodoo?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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is wishing a tail on someone cursing or cursiving them?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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[^]Quote: Hanrahan was the lead architect of the team that created the complex software known as RenderMan, which lets filmmakers turn images into photorealistic animations that can be blended with real-life scenes. Rendering determines which computer-generated images are visible on the screen for every frame, assigns them colors, and draws them. It brings an animation “to life.” In 2001 RenderMan became the first piece of software to win an Oscar. It has been used in 44 of the last 47 films nominated for an Academy Award in the Visual Effects category. Hanrahan later returned to academia and is now a professor at Stanford University.
Catmull’s contribution: From 1970, Catmull was part of the University of Utah’s ARPA program, where he came up with the first method to display curved surfaces on a computer. Up to that point, computer-generated images were all straight lines and polygons. While at Utah in 1972, Catmull created a short film called “A Computer Animated Hand,” which is one of the earliest examples of computer animation.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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TIL, Catmull is a real person.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: TIL
I hate abbreviations. It doesn't help that english is not my mother tongue, and that I'm not overly familiar with US, UK, or other english based pop culture.
Thankfully there are websites for that, but those are'nt often helful, when you find that a simple abbreviation can have dozens of meanings. See TIL - Definition by AcronymFinder[^]
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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It's not an acronym I recognise, but if I had to guess based on the context it might be "today I learned".
But if someone uses unrecognisable acronyms they probably don't want you to understand what they mean.
Regards
Nelviticus
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Nelviticus wrote: today I learned
That would make sense.
I've never seen that acronym before though, and since it's not related to code/programming, I dislike it being used here.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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sorry about that.
YMMV, but use Urban Dictionary: ymmv, it is better to internet lingo
(see what I did here  )
I'd rather be phishing!
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores.
Works a treat.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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You don't shop at Walmart, right?
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Just tuck a pants leg into your sock.
Same thing
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Garlic is the word you were looking for.
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away -
A garlic a day keeps everybody away"
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In West Virginia it's eating "ramps" that does the trick 
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EAting onion or blue cheese also works.
I'd rather be phishing!
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My wife has declared that she will eat five cloves of raw garlic before leaving the house.
I'm in the doghouse because I replied by searching for an on-line shop that stocks military-grade gas masks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I looked at the local governments 'Social Distancing' bulletin...
It looks like I have to start getting out more...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Reminds me on that one Discworld novel. It was about grandma's goose fat, which properly repelled all infectants via this very mechanism.
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Not showering not only keeps people away, also prevents water pollution and helps keep rivers clean. It is also important to eat garlic, smoke, drink alcohol and lack of oral hygiene. But those resources are circumstantial, not effective in case of nasal congestion, and most importantly: not prevent online communication.
If you really want a hermit top isolation level, simply show your PreSmartPhoneEraStupidNokiaPohne when people want whatsapp communication with you. That's totally effective: people not only discard you for not being able to use whatsapp: you are discarded because nobody wants any kind of relationship with a poor guy not even own a smartphone.
PD. It also helps a lot to speak and write very bad English 
Sorry for my bad English
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