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Take a look for them in the turbine's intake. It's the fastest way to get out of your clothes[^]. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I've seen that video before that guy is lucky...very lucky!
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
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Use the engine and wings to convert your Mustang into a real flying car. Junk the rest.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Just bung it on ebay.ru, and it'll be sold within half an hour.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Boo! Hiss! No fair, Steam - "Free for two months".
At least when GoG gives you a free game, you get it for ever...
Where will I find time to play HL and HL2 in just 2 months? One of 'em is even really short! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I think it is free to be installed during those two months, but once installed you don't need to pay later for it when the two months are over
Forget it... I just saw it... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 21-Jan-20 20:16pm.
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If you combine Half-Life and Half-Life 2, do you get a Full Life? 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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No, you get less than 1/4 life left, and that includes sleep time ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Stam said: The Half-Life: Alyx team believes that the best way to enjoy the new game is to play through the old ones
???
So the Alyx team knows that the new game is cr@p, compared to the old ones?
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Thanks for the heads-up, Kent, but, these would be redundant, for me, since I am already living a half-life.
may your telomere caps never degrade ... Bill
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Meh. I can always dig out my old CDs...
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dandy72 wrote: I can always dig out my old CDs...
The Tony Orlando and Boney M ones?
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I'll admit I'm not sure what this means. Google didn't help much...
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Sorry, I'm still not getting the link between that and Half-Life...
Dude between 3m20 and 3m27 looks like he's just stepped up to the mic and has no idea what the lyrics are...
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dandy72 wrote: I'm still not getting the link
dandy72 wrote: I can always dig out my old CDs...
Mind you, I could be said to be slightly in error, because CDs didn't exist at the time when Tony Orlando and Boney M produced their timeless masterpieces.
They've been on CDs since, though, so I'm letting myself get away with it -- and no, you may not call witnesses.
Not even remotely fun or even vaguely interesting fact:
Boney M's "Daddy Cool" was released as the first ever 12" single.
It was cr@p.
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Gotcha.
So you somehow made a link between my Half-Life CDs, and audio CDs. That's a stretch, my friend.  It wasn't so long ago I've stopped using CDs that I'm now thinking of them as one and the same (as audio CDs).
(and Bieber is still less talented)
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Hey, nobody mentioned Half-Life CDs.
The natural assumption, given the information contained in your message, was that you were going to console yourself by listening to some of your favourite mouldy oldies.
I'm sure that that's what everyone else thought, too -- I mean, anyone who can't see obvious meanings will write pretty buggy code.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hey, nobody mentioned Half-Life CDs.
I did. I wrote:
Quote: Meh. I can always dig out my old CDs...
...when I found out it was one of those "free to play" things for a limited time only. My CDs allow me to play without any sort of limit.
I don't have the bandwidth to play multi-GB games that I have to delete after someone else's arbitrarily chosen amount of time.
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"Old CDs" to me means music that I re-bought after I'd already bought it on vinyl or cassette, and before I bought it again digitally.
Rule 1 of writing text:
- If something can be understood in two ways, 79.3% of readers will understand it the way you don't want them to.
Rule 2:
- Especially if they're sarky buggers like me.
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That's where I was coming from when I mentioned it still hasn't been all that long since I've stopped using CDs as a data storage medium. So I still primarily think of CDs as something holding digital information rather than audio. And yeah, I realize audio CDs are holding digital information (if you want to go down that route), but --> :-p
What were we talking about again?
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Woo hoo! Sold my first UWP app in the Windows store (unless there's a bug in the analytics). Released this one yesterday. Here's hoping.
https://www.microsoft.com/store/apps/9NZZTK7N04F7
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
modified 21-Jan-20 15:53pm.
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Quote: You find it on the radio
You feel it in the air
The universal song is everywhere
You feel it in a heartbeat
And everyone's the same
The universal song is playing again
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