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I was going to say "Braaaaains!", but realised that it was completely non-relevant, given the context.
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At Build 2018, Microsoft announced a new revenue split program for app developers on the Microsoft Store. They really meant that there was a 95% chance they'd pay developers
And they rolled a 1.
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microsoft whatnow? They had a store?
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Startup Mojo Vision unveils working prototypes of AR contact lenses William Gibson will sue!
And many other SF authors
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2020 will see the achievement of the massive remodeling of the .NET platform initiated by Microsoft in November 2014 with the introduction of .NET Core 1, with the promise of an open-source, a multi-platform and a modernizable framework This message brought to you by the Code Re-writers Anonymous Panel
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I'm not planning to...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You will be sent to Mars then.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I'm still waiting for one person to care enough to go from writing clickbait about the need to migrate to writing how to guides to do a migration. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I see what you did there.  
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm glad someone did - I was starting to worry about y'all.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I was starting to worry about y'all.
And you shouldn't stop. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Ahh, quit your CARPing!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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NASA scientists are exploring a peculiar strategy for building a Moon base and other off-world structures: growing them onsite out of living mushrooms. I think someone's been sampling the moon base again
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Green Cheese stuffed Mushrooms sounds like a good recipe; now if there was some bacon involved...
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Ridiculous!
Next thing you know, some idiot will be theorising that computers will be genetically melded with and grown in plants!
... Oh, wait...
... That was me.
Um.
Wow! What a great idea!
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Some clueless clickbait writer drooled: NASA scientists are exploring a peculiar strategy for building a Moon base and other off-world structures: growing them onsite out of living mushrooms.
The space agency first considered the possibility of fungal space habitats in 2018, but now scientists are conducting tests to determine how well mycelia fungus might grow in Martian soil, Space.com reports....
The idea is to ship dormant fungus to a Moon base and, once it arrives, give it water and the right conditions to trigger growth, according to a NASA press release. That would also require a supply of photosynthetic bacteria to provide the fungus with nutrients. Once the fungus grows into the shape of a structure, it would be heat-treated, effectively killing it and turning it into a compact brick.
“Right now, traditional habitat designs for Mars are like a turtle...
Nothing says "I don't have an ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing clue what I'm being asked to write about like thinking the Moon and Mars are the same thing.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's just a thinly veiled disguise at building a Displacement Activated Spore Hub drive so we can traverse the stars on the mycelial network.
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When users log into Windows 7 today, they should not be surprised if they see a full-screen alert telling them that the operating system is no longer supported, they are vulnerable to viruses, and that they should upgrade to Windows 10 to fix all of these issues. If you can't get them to upgrade, bug them until they install Linux
Yet another great job by the Windows marketing team
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Kent Sharkey wrote: they are vulnerable to viruses .... Windows 10 to fix all of these issues.
Which is a complete lie.
Dumpgrading to winio won't fix anything of the kind.
The shift of malware attacks has already moved over to the winio side of the chart from the weven, so you are more likely to be attacked by malware producers if you use winio. Describing that as "less vulnerable to viruses" is total, crude, and blatant deceptive behaviour.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Describing that as "less vulnerable to viruses" is total, crude, and blatant deceptive behaviour.
IMHO the same as:
Kent Sharkey wrote: Yet another great job by the Windows marketing team
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yes, you're quite correct. Moving to an OS that has update patches to keep you constantly updated against new threats makes you more vulnerable than using an OS that is no longer updated.
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And standing in the way of bullets is a much more efficient way of getting shot than standing where bullets aren't flying.
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I'd rather be in front of bullets in a tank than slightly to the side in a t-shirt.
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And I'd rather have a computer that works after "security updates".
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