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If a developer had twin boys, would they be named Benjamin and Benjamax?
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Benjamin and Benjamout?
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Only for quadruplets, since they'd be incomplete without Benjadbg en Benjanull 
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Benjamin and Benjambetween?
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Certainly better than Denise and Denephew :P
And definitely not Johnny Tables!
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Bobby Tables?[^] - and his brother SQL Injection?
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Yes, Bobby  
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If a programmer is convicted of murder and sentenced to death, would the executioner use SQL Injection?
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And the Mexican fireman's kids, Jose and Josbee.
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Jason and Jasoff?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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We have 2 Jason's in the office... Json and Jsonb 
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0 and 1. Simple naming-scheme, easy to write.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I think I would name mine
Bit
Byte
and if I had more perhaps
int
long
double
etc...
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Copy'n'Paste?[^]
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That sounds backwards to me - the biggest one being he smallest one. Sort of inverted logic.
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I have twin sons - my choice was Noel and Leon but this was not allowed. Funnily one of them is, in fact, called Benjamin
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How does the other one feel about that?
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I've never asked, he's never offered an opinion
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Maybe you haven't even told him that his brother is named "My best son" or "The son at my right hand" 
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Seems like they would be declared as an array of type Benjamin, named Ben(0) and Ben(1).
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MKJCP wrote: declared as an array of type Benjamin, named Ben[0] and Ben[1].
FTFY! 
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Thanks. That's newfangled. Today I am writing in Fortran and VBA. Someone's gotta do it.
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One starts with a "C", the second with a "D", the third with a "P". 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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