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So much for women's lib, eh? Why does she buy you and anniversary gift? 
(Then again, maybe she does, and I'm making a big assumption here!)
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Because we have a big heart 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Two at once? Easy.
From the end of April, I have, over one month, all three birthdays for the girls as well as our wedding anniversary at the beginning of May.
That's eleventy-three gifts in 5 weeks! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: That's eleventy-three gifts in 5 weeks
Thank you for cheering me up. I feel better now 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Yeah, we got married on Dec 28th.
I wish I had a "me from the future" around.
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I know your pain: Herself was born on Jan 1st ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Here's my advide to all of you thinking of mariage: DON'T!
Think again, think it through and then think of something else until you can't remember what were you thinking in the first place or lese tou'll end up wondering "what was I thinking?" (in grief!) for the rest of your life.
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"the brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you fall in love"
(I don't know who said it)
Lou
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
Wow! Xmas sounds like such a nice holiday. Full of such joyous spirit!
Glad I can ignore it.
If that options not open to you, consider the following "It's the thought that counts, but, cash is king."
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My brother in law married my sister on her birthday. I pointed out that was pretty smart of him, since he only has to buy her one gift. And only has one date to remember.
But then, now they're divorced. Nothing to do with the gift arrangement, I'm sure...
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...it's because I missed my exit!
Ba-Tish! Finally Tuesday!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Time to turn things around?
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Strange that you should mention it, but yesterday morning, I thought I had won an argument with my wife about how to arrange the dining room furniture...
...but when I got home later, the tables were turned! 
Ba-tish again! Don't go away, I'm here all week! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 22-Oct-19 7:04am.
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Johnny J. wrote: I thought I had won an argument with my wife
Unlike Tic Tac Toe and chess, and like global thermonuclear war, this is a game you can only win by not playing.
Johnny J. wrote: the tables were turned
By how many degrees and along which axis?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Unlike Tic Tac Toe and chess, and like global thermonuclear war, this is a game you can only win by not playing.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Sure you can win. By not playing the game and letting them argue with reality instead of you. Getting out of the game is the easiest part if you never sign up for it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Johnny J. wrote: it's because I missed my exit!
You must not live in Atlanta. In Atlanta, if one is about to miss their turn they stop in the middle of the road and wait for someone to let them over.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You must not live in Pakistan, if you are about to miss a turn you turn anyways, if you've missed a turn you reverse and take another stab at the turn and people's lives.
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Wow. Ya, I have seen videos of other countries and it makes me want to visit even less.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Oh, visiting is ok. As long as you don't plan to drive yourself... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Oh, visiting is ok. As long as you don't plan to drive yourself...
or walk anywhere near the road or get in a vehicle.
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And I thought that most of the drivers here were monkeys from the zoo that accidentally were issued licenses and somehow got hold of a car. At least the police knows how to deal with them. A banana or a bag of peanuts usually does the trick.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is the Pakistani test anything like the Indian one: Driving tests in India[^] or are they issued via Christmas crackers?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I like how the test is performed on a public road instead. Here the test is performed within the premises.
It's a lot shorter here all you have to do is drive forward once on a winding road/path (edges defined by cones) and then reverse to the same spot you started from. Not as easy, since the path is always tight. However as in the video all you have to do mostly is bribe someone and get your license.
Even I don't have my license and I'm driving all the time  . After first fail I never went back! Guess I'm a lot better driver when I don't have to prove to someone. In 3 years never been in an major accident. Haven't even bumped after the first 6 months. 
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Abbas A. Ali wrote: After first fail ...
You probably forgot to include the required paperwork[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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