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My mom was reading a book where the main character has a whole host of custom swears. F***leberry is a good one. She also called herself “The Prime Minister of Dumbf***istan”.
Also, it seems swears aren’t noticed in the middle of words. I had to manually bleep the second one out. Might want to look at that.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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THey tried that with the internet once: the residents of Scunthorpe were not impressed...
Scunthorpe problem - Wikipedia[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's a clbuttic mistake. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: She also called herself “The Prime Minister of Dumbf***istan”.
I didn't realise Theresa May's memoirs were out already! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: it seems swears aren’t noticed in the middle of words
Yeah, this is a tricky one because we still need to allow everyone to talk about shitake mushrooms and cockateels. Not sure I want to add every variation of every naughty word into our filter. I'm sure I'd get plenty of volunteers offering their help should I want it.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's been nearly three years since that coding challenge.
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Isn't that what the weird and wonderful forum is for?
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Kind of remind me... Zero Risk | CommitStrip[^] or In emergency conditions | CommitStrip[^] 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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My day started with some bugs from previous days (that seemed to pile up) and all but one have been resolved.
That one bug seems to be out of my league though, and I've spent so much time on it already that I can't charge the customer for it anymore...
1. Web app wouldn't start - Fixed (some weird issue with Application Insights, so I just disabled AI).
2. AI would be reinstalled upon deployment and web app wouldn't start again as a result - Fixed.
3. The Lets Encrypt extension wouldn't install correctly from an ARM template - Fixed.
4. Lets Encrypt wouldn't install an initial certificate - Fixed (by doing that by hand, I'm assuming the certificate will be automatically renewed in 60 days).
5. Lets Encrypt won't install an initial certificate at all for a WCF service I'm running - PULLING MY FREAKING HAIRS OUT ON THIS ONE!!! 
Alright, so I admit 1 through 4 have some shortcuts with disabling AI and manual labor, but I need to be practical too.
It's still some nasty issues that I don't have to worry about for now (AI can be turned back on later when I know why it didn't work).
But that number 5 is really ruining my day.
I'm getting some 403 Forbidden status and I really don't know why.
I can't really find any differences with my ASP.NET Core web services...
My Google-fu is leaving me hanging as well.
Ah well, let's stay positive, 4 out of 5 isn't bad 
Perhaps I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I'll have my answer.
At least the websites work with a custom domain name and a valid certificate.
The third party application that talks to the WCF service doesn't even check whether a valid certificate is installed so I guess that's just a nice to have anyway 
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You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both...
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A day can be both good and bad.
- A lawyer dies in an horrible accident.
- Another hip-hop/rapper becomes a "star".
This is a typical good day/bad day situation.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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This reminds me of the argument between a husband and wife. She was talking about mixed feelings, but her husband insisted that the concept was nonsense, because everything was ultimately positive or negative.
"Out of all your friends", she replied, "you have the biggest dick."
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Better than the opposite.
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I had the exact same thing happen...seemed to be something with SSRS bindings.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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At least I can rule out that as my problem.
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Yes: good for me, bad for you. 
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to the extent you waste your time over-analyzing it, and posting on the Lounge about it: yes 
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Are children who are born in a whorehouse Brothel Sprouts?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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so children born in a warehouse would be live stock?
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I suppose their favorite pastry would be tarts? And, if they had a stringed instrument it they would strumpet ?
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If you do magic while facing sideways, are you turning tricks?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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