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It will be now
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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why does this headline:Quote: Shipwrecked drug smugglers survive shark-infested waters by clinging to cocaine bails...
[^] remind of me of the various managerial -vs.-developers psychodramas in the last software company I worked for full-time ?
a not enough caffeine yet
b ptsd
c wisdom purchased at inflated prices that took twenty years of distance to ripen
d other
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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The fourth man drowned: he just won't use drugs.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Or maybe he did and in the end they dragged him down.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'd rather be eaten by sharks than delivered to some rival gang by a corrupt jailer who'll do unspeakable things to me to send a message to my boss who'd have killed me for sinking his boat and losing his drugs anyway... 
I'm pretty certain gangs kill more people a month than sharks do yearly, so I'd take my chances with the sharks anyway 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm pretty certain gangs kill more people a month than sharks do yearly
Always looks on the bright side, Sander does  
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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As I hear, they have some tough survival training in his country. Children are dropped off somewhere in the vast Dutch wilderness and must find food, shelter and the way home on their own. At the coast they also do the same by dropping them off with a small boat somewhere at sea. Those who don't find their way back must live in England for the rest of their lives. Didn't Sander say he was from the coast? He probably already ate sharks for breakfast before he went to school.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Children are dropped off somewhere in the vast Dutch wilderness and must find food, shelter and the way home on their own.
You forgot to mention that advanced training involves mountain climbing on The Vaalserberg.
CodeWraith wrote: He probably already ate sharks for breakfast before he went to school.
That probably accounts for the low percentage of lawyers in the Netherlands - they've been eaten by the survivors of the shark training.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Vaalsberg? That's only a two hour foot march from where I was born. Guess where I had my first survival training. They have delicious little monkeys there that are easy to hunt. Wait...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Bottom line, don't mess with the Dutch 
That's why they say it ain't much if it ain't Dutch
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> Shipwrecked drug smugglers survive shark-infested waters by clinging to cocaine bails...
Hmmm...I see a product here. Let me start a crowd-funding campaign -- maybe I can get the Columbian cartel to invest! 
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I think I've only ever heard it spoken, never seen it written.
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OriginalGriff wrote: A limerick from QI
A limerick from Leigh Mercer.
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The bustard’s an exquisite fowl,
With minimal reason to growl:
He escapes what would be
Illegitimacy
By grace of a fortunate vowel.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yet the police were uninterested when I tried to report an attempted murder.
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That's unkind - maybe they were just ravens.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Or omen pigeons? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well, stone the crows!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I was wondering about that when I played God of War and there's a special move named Murder of Crows.
And so I looked up why it's called that.
Well, let's make this a bit educational as well.
Why is it a murder of crows? - Big Think[^]
And if you reach the end you might go for the much nicer and more deserved "charity of crows"
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cool link!
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Very cool link.
Thanks I enjoyed it.
I like words and I like crows as well.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Did you cawl the police?
/ravi
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Did the crows get there by caaar?
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