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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint.
The barkeep says "You're here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think, therefore, I am', but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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Urm, Boom-Tish?
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I tried the Drums once and was told 'No, put that down'...
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss.
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That joke hurts my insides 
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I had the same, that's how I knew I had to share it 
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I Kant believe it, Hulme would have thought a philosophy joke could be that good? Top Marx!
(btw, was the horse called Thomas Equinus?)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Sander Rossel wrote: The joke isn't funny if you have to explain it.
Ahh, now I get it
... that is: why physics is so boring.
(at least chemistry has explosions and some of biology made people cringe, so yeah, just physics.)
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I'll get your coat for you 
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Don't forget to kick him in the lower back while showing him the direction to the exit
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Oh no, I get it, there's no need to explain it but it's also not funny simply because it's NOT funny. It's more of a GROAN response.
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I think you've had enough to drink, your face i getting fuzzy.
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Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Early Christmas present? Open with anger. (12)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 19-Sep-19 5:48am.
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Oh, very good!
I'll let someone else take it unless it's unsolved ... but I don't think it will be!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not a fan of this week's theme, but I haven't done one is a while so (he says hoping hes actually right)...
Frankincense = Present given to baby Jebus
Frank = Open
incense = (to) Anger
And as Griff said, it's a good clue! 
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And as Griff predicted, we have a winner who isn't Griff!
(Don't blame me for the air-freshener theme, the original intention was a little more up MM's alley!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Hi All,
Currently I am using below JQuery to extract report, where code is converting Encrypted data to Decrypted form and it is taking too much time. If I am not decrypting then it is loading fast, so is there any solution where I can use decryotion with good performance to download the report.
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/1.10.19/css/jquery.dataTables.min.css"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/dataTables.buttons.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.flash.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jszip/3.1.3/jszip.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/pdfmake/0.1.53/pdfmake.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/pdfmake/0.1.53/vfs_fonts.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.html5.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="https://cdn.datatables.net/buttons/1.5.6/js/buttons.print.min.js"></script>
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Well, there you go.
I'd fix that, if I was you.
But ... ignoring what is written on sites in red letters is a bad idea - it doesn't dispose people to want to help you when you can;t be bothered to ask in the right place.
Ask here: Ask a question[^] and provide better information if you want a "good" response.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gets me thinking..
Ask a question is much more accessible than the Lounge. There is a big green banner on the home page and a direct link in the menu.
Still we get such questions in the lounge. hmm...
modified 19-Sep-19 3:56am.
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Green Banner? On mine it's always been Red Text, not in a banner...
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GKP1992 wrote: Still we get such questions in the lounge.
My guess is they click the Community link in the menu. Lots of sites use the word "Community" as the place to go ask the community technical questions.
It is NOT clear at all.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Could you just transmit the password in plain text alongside, and then decrypt the contents offline? I reckon that should be much faster.
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