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Yup, Factory Acceptance Test, Witnessed by a third party to ensure honesty. You want everything to work first time with expected results or you get accused of wasting valuable time... 
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3 months back, I called up my wife and explained about the new project that's started at work. And told her the next 3 months gonna be hectic.
In turn, She explained how her work was gonna get busy, because of accounts audits and other stuff. We saw both were getting busy and it was a perfect , mutual understanding & settlement.
2 months over now. Now she's at her peak of her voice asking me- Did I ever take her out for the last two months & that I showed the least care towards her and children. 
Guess who's audits are over!
 Not everyone gets a witch, that is honey, as a wife, right?
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If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
I'm sure there would be at least a couple of female trees around. He's definitely wrong.
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Reminds of something in the distant past - like nine hours ago.
Seeing the empty bottle, I asked Mrs. Wife if she had been using and finished off a bottle of single-malt scotch making Whisky Sours.
The rest, I'm afraid, was the usual we can all identify with - why there was an explosion as to why it's all my fault, etc, etc, etc.
Well - new strategy - she said she used it because 'it was on top' - so I'm moving a bottle of Lagavulin on top - let's see how that works out for her . . .
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You should put a bottle of donkey piss on top. See who that works out... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I move a bottle of vodka(with lots of water in it) to the front and keep adding a couple cups of water for each shot of vodka. Slows down the younger ones in the house and others who don't know.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Yes, and it was wrong of you to even ask.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Don't ever think that there is no reason behind that kind of seemingly irrational behavior. Whatever you do, don't get angry or defensive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Whatever you do, don't get angry or defensive.
That's the best advice. I'm following the same. Because I know what happens otherwise. 
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Nand32 wrote: Because I know what happens otherwise
We all do, but many let emotions and hormones lure themselves into idiot mode. And that's exactly the purpose the whole show was for.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: We all do, but many let emotions and hormones lure themselves into idiot mode
I learnt it the hard way. Now I'm into the elite league. Handling things much better.
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I'm a natural, I guess. I never put up with that kind of behavior, not even when it was still some years until some hair started to grow in my face. I was officially labeled 'uncontrollable', first by my mother and then by all females that followed. As if I needed them or their control.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I never put up with that kind of behavior, not even when it was still some years
I should tell you, that's one of the toughest things to handle on earth!
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Second only to the times when they , god forbid, have to admit to having made a big mistake and desperately try the absurdest things to blame it on you or evil oppressive men in general. Usually I enjoy it far too much when they knew everything better and the whole thing ends in a desaster. Some people only learn through pain and that will not happen if some idiots always come to their rescue and then get all the blame as an additional reward.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-Sep-19 9:29am.
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I am a happy man, and I intend to stay happy for the next few years at least.
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 seriously. I need a vacation away from home too.
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I saw a report on TV about a software developer who quit his job and went to Africa to become a bush pilot. That's a great idea. Now, where do I get an old Huey and enough money to keep it flying...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I saw a report on TV about a software developer who quit his job and went to Africa to become a bush pilot. That's a great idea. Now, where do I get an old Huey and enough money to keep it flying...
Sounds wonderful. I'm sure the software developer is a loner.
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Maybe his dog flies with him[^]. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: He had white horses
And ladies by the score
All dressed in satin
And waiting by the door
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
White lace and feathers
They made up his bed
A gold covered mattress
On which he was laid
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
Oooh, what a lucky man he was
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I guess for that one day, he was a lucky man.  
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So take her out.
Dinner on Friday (take flowers) and a day out with her and the kids on Saturday (or Sunday).
I mean how hectic can work really be, you should have SOME time for the ones you love? 
Loved ones > work, and so shall be the whole of the law.
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