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Dinosaurs don't ride...
Oh.
Smartarse.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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there once was a codewitch named honey
who coded for love not for money
her b trees were seen
to be clever and lean
though some things that she said came out funny
possessed by a demon some said
or parsing had scrambled her head
whatever it were
it made her cats purr-
fectly happy to sit on the bed
ah the pot roast she made was sublime
and she made it a lot of the time
with potatoes of red
and garlic it's said
sweet parsley rosemary and thyme
sage advice she would give to her peers
from the beautious mess twixt her ears
keep your if statements tight
and do your loops right
or your codebase will end up in tiers
here's to coding and keeping it sunny
and gravy that isn't too runny
and now if you will
raise a glass of good swill
to the codewitch we all know as honey
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oh my, I'm flattered.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That's brilliant
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I think you need to write one. Keep up the contest.
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I'm staying far away from this.
The witch is brainwashing you all into using braceless single line if statements!
I'm keeping my pitchfork close
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haha
Sander Rossel wrote: he witch is brainwashing you all into using braceless single line if statements!
Maybe she's petting pythons in her home. She would find this definitely legit.
on a serious note, I found this a bit odd at first (in Python)
if b > a:
print("b is greater than a")
elif a == b:
print("a and b are equal")
But just getting used to it.
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What's weird about it, except the term "elif"?
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Sander Rossel wrote: "elif"?
that's definitely strange.
Python by itself was feeling a bit strange. And mainly I couldnt take the indent based code blocks without using {}. And with single-line blocks, it feels even more insecure.
As you might know, something like below in C/C++ is highly considered a bad practice.
if(a==b)
cout<<"I'm here";
Though it's allowed, we'd always stick with
if(a==b){
cout<<"I'm here";
}
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Nand32 wrote: As you might know, something like below in C/C++ is highly considered a bad practice. @code-witch Take notes!
I've once searched for an hour for a bug in Haskell code (for a Functional Programming course at the Open University).
the code was something like:
line of code here
another line
a third line And I really couldn't find it.
Ultimately, I found that the first indent used spaces while the second used a tab
Since then I've been really picky about my indents, even in C#.
It does make for some concise code though.
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Wonderful
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Apparently, it's spelled "croissant" and I'm not supposed to eat 14.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OOOOH! Those sound goooood!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That sounds like a good idea as a companion to coffee
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I also do crossfit...
I cross my fingers and hope my clothes fit!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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For the last ten months I have been doing that too. After a short and drastic stay in the hospital I had to throw away all clothes. My old pants would slide down to my feet if I did not hold them up. Now I can become a model for Greek heroes again. Well, perhaps some training first...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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on our journey unending
holding hands
we walk the spaces in between
fire and sky
male and female
the living and the dead.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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b trees get old
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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haha fair
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Actually, when you think about it.
What's not old (Principle wise)?
Say less than ten or even twenty years old? (Excluding quantum computing which I consider to be a whole new technology and also something I have problems grasping)
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