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Reminds me, took my truck to dealer this week, it had an intermittent shuDDer when pressing the accelerator at speed but is still under warranty, to have the transmission fluid replaced (the manufacturer has found the original type of fluid breaks down too easily)
On the work document the problem was "Truck has a shuTTer at highway speed"
Southern US accents are wonderful.
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More like a tower of green slime rotting from within and slumping into a particularly disgusting puddle of muck.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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They've already declared it non-viable. I suspect that in true NHS fashion, they'll just pull the plug.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: until all the text was just black on black
Great. I better order some more printer ink. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The idea of exploding hamsters seems fun!  (think After Dark)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm looking over my dead dog Rover,
That I over-ran with the mower.
One leg is missing the other is gone.
The third one is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining the one remaining
It's splattered on the kitchen door.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover,
that I over-ran with the mower.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who died on the kitchen floor.
One leg is broken, the other is lame,
The third leg is missing, the fourth needs a cane.
No need explaining, the tail remaining
Was caught in the oven door.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who died on the kitchen floor.
My Dead Dog Rover Song lyrics midi[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Will fly in ever decreasing concentric circles until it flies...............
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Well, whether there's a deal in place or not, Sbexit will take place on 31st August.
Chris has already said that he's willing to prorogue the Lounge, if necessary.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'd like to see the old sign off screens they used to display when TV channel signed off at night.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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In the UK, that was a black screen and a very loud high pitched whistle to remind you to turn off the set ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OLD BACON!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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BACON!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Repost!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you already do it for today?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No, but that is exactly what we had yesterday. You can't repeat these things that quickly, people will notice. Unlike TV programs.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But it's Bacon *of the Day*. That means it needs to be stated every day. The format/content doesn't matter as long as the word "bacon" is used.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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But you can't have the same bacon every day: for obvious reasons that I'll not go into here.
You can have similar bacon, but never quite the same.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If "You are what you eat", then it seems to me there's some CPers are trying to make a pigs of themselves, is that not sow?
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That what Leslie said!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Where's the beef?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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