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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: don't expect any support from MS if you ever need it
Doesn't that go without saying? 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Slow Eddie wrote:
The company is MS Office Works
Sounds more like wishful thinking in a company name!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Your sig says it all.
I bought win 10 pro from another grey market supplier and it works fine but then I have not had a problem with it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Game meat with tail (10)
modified 23-Aug-19 4:10am.
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Game
meat GAMMON
with tail BACK BACKGAMMON
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Bingo!
I am off work until Thursday, so to preempt your question: it doesn't matter to me if you do Monday or wait until Tuesday 
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"Bingo"? No - that's only five letters, far too short ...
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If I told you that "bingo" was just an abbreviation of "bingomoply", which is in fact 10 letters, would you promise to just take my words for it and not to Google it to check? 
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Erm .... no. 
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How do you get back from tail ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"Tail end" of a queue is called the "tail". And it's at the back.
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A bit tenuous that one 😬
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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pkfox wrote: How do you get back from tail ?
There is a bus that runs every hour, just hop on 
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It took longer than I thought for someone to post that 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Well you shouldn't rely on a bus joke to be on time
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the more i think about this one the better it gets.
my first inclination was simply roadkill.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Hi All,
The office now smells of week old vegetable soup! A very subtle smell, didn't notice it at first. My desk is below one the outlets, has something died up there?
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Or there is a bowl of week old vegetable soup in the duct.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Just be grateful that you have air-con, this place is like a Turkish bath.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Yes, but be fair - you do work for a sauna company.
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I often think that I do! It has to be 80 outside before someone even contemplates turning the heating down. 
It's not just here, of course, it's shops, it's public transport, it's pubs, it's people's houses - everywhere is so over-heated these days.
My mother always pinpoints the invention of the disposable nappy as the beginning of the end of western civilisation but I lay the blame firmly at the door of central heating.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's certainly responsible for some things: damage to antiques for example. And I'd put the blame at least partly on CH for in the increase in asthma and suchlike problems. Since houses are "better sealed" you don't get early-and-continual exposure to pollens and so on, which has to be partly responsible.
On the other hand, you get less fires and carbon monoxide deaths ... and a toasty house in winter.
We don't have CH, never have. No mains gas here, and nowhere to safely put a oil tank or gas bottles, so we are all electric, since we stopped using the fireplace.
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Come home to a real fire - buy a cottage in Wales! 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Ah, the good old "Plaid Cymru Free Fire Engine" jokes are the best! 
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