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If your best friend did not go to your funeral would you go to theirs?
Oh, yes, I would definitely drag my rotting carcass to their funeral just to see everyone else freak out.
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I'm more like Woody Allen: I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'd go way back to the moment life began on Earth. Not human life or dinosaurs or insects... the very first spark of life.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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smoosh it and save everyone the hassle.
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: “The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
So go back to the Big Bang, and take one for the team...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life!
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Hmmmm,
sasadler wrote: Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life! Would that make all of the life decended from @Mike-Mullikin Mulligans?
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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I'd go into the future but the way things are going, there's not much future left.
I'd probably avoid the past.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I want to see what there was before the big bang.
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Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there. Well done, Marc...
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dandy72 wrote: Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there.
Well, if it's a double, I don't get an exception, I get infinity! How fitting, haha.
> double a = 0.0;
> double b = 1.0;
> double c = b / a;
> c
∞
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Before the movie starts there is just popcorn and silly commercials.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Sorry guys, i'll be bit sentimental... This is my very personal confession...
I'd like to move into the future where there's a medicine for my brother's illness. Then i'll back to 2003 to bring it to my brother...
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Go back to my 20s and have a lot more sex.
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Quote: be present as an invisible observer
Sounds weird.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I didnt read that far...
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Here's an important twist: Are you allowed to come back, or is this a one-way trip?
Would be interesting to see how people's answer would be different if that condition was introduced. I'd bet most people would think a lot harder about that choice, and that some would prefer not to go anywhere at all, despite what they think about their current circumstances...
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Once you have established time travel as possible why would you limit yourself to one time/place only?
Of course, the first time/place I would visit is to be in Hitler's bunker when he takes the poison and then follow his body out to when it was burned. I haven't had a good belly laugh for a long time.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Or did he!, cue lots of theories about South America...
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Apparently he didn't die and is currently living in a secret nazi base on the far side of the moon - along with Elvis.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I thought he moved to South Carolina and became a greeter at a Wal-Mart. (There were too many Jewish people in Miami.)
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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No particular order:
- October 11, 1492 to watch the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria before they step foot on Guanahani.
- Febuary 07, 2862 to lobby the world government to remove the temporal non-interference treaty and extend coverage down to 2000.
- III Akhet 8, I'd go and watch the construction work on the Great Pyramid of Cheops as it's being renovated by Khufu.
- July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
Best Wishes,
David Delaune
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July 20, 1969 to watch Neil Armstrong step on the moon.
And hang on a few weeks to attend Woodstock
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g_p_l wrote: And hang on a few weeks to attend Woodstock
Hmmm, I dunno it consumes alot of energy to remain into 3-space for an extended period of time. The good news is that they are only expecting 150,000 people to attend the festival. Maybe we can find a parking spot.
July 21, 1969 Bethel, New York
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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