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Congrats, now we know the secret of your success !
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Why in holy hell would non-developers have CSSLP? SCRUM masters or some other such fluff?
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Why would developers have to get CSSLP? It's a management cert.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Eh, insofar as a Senior Dev is management I suppose. A management structure that not only sets the schedule for the SDLC, but also defines how you operate at each stage (as a non-Developer) sounds like the very definition of hell.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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#realJSOP wrote: CSSLP cert
Crushingly Shockingly Staggeringly Ludicrously Pointless cert?
AKA every cert in existence. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Certified Secure Software Lifecycle Professional
(it's a management cert, not a dev cert)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I always thought that Secure Software Life Cycle had to do with how long the software can provide a secure cash flow good enough that you don't have to fix it. Did I get that wrong?
Seriously, John... Having tried for decades (that I know about) to teach the DoD and their youngsters how to make software that is functional, robust and maintainable, mostly without much success, isn't it about time to leave the fate of the Free World to the next generation? I quit a few years ago, and tonight I'm sitting in a delightful hotel in So. Dakota - having already enjoyed a delicious rib eye dinner - preparing to visit the local shooting club in the morning with a bunch of online friends who enjoy a day of shooting with others who have read and understand a certain document that defines the country in which we live. It doesn't get much better than that! 
I truly hope that you get all the changes to come together, and that what you're doing continues to be fun. But when it's no longer fun, run. You've earned that, and they need you far more than you need them. Good luck with the contract changes - truly! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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The DoD's handles software projects pretty badly. I don't even know where to start with describing the problems.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I remember - 1978, General Dynamics, GDBASIC, HP RTE III, MX21xx minicomputers. It never got any better, though it got a lot more expensive over the years. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Can any salad be a Caesar Salad, if you stab it enough times?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you use Brutus dressing!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Did you post this the right forum? As Nero I can tell, this Marcus et tu brute a posting to be KSS.
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dunno, couldn't give a toss.
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A dish to die for!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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not sure I would die for a salad,
vegetables aren't real food anyway.
these days with more mouths to feed and less land to grow stuff need to economise,
get more value from each meal, so:
1. feed the salad to a cow
2. eat the cow
-> 1 salad fed 2, and both got a proper meal. (cows are herbivores so salad is fine for it.)
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Plus, "you are what you eat" - which means that steak counts as a salad, and as one of your "five a day". 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I claim to be a vegetarian by proxy. I only eat animals that eat vegetables. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think this might be a repeat. Anyway.
Why is a Caesar salad not made with laurel leaves?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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How many hours per day (or per week) would you say are working/focused on a computer screen? And does this spill over in to weekend hours?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Working 40 hours, other 25 hours...so 65 hours total.
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littleGreenDude wrote: How many hours per day (or per week) would you say are working/focused on a computer screen?
More than enough for my poor little eyeballs.
littleGreenDude wrote: And does this spill over in to weekend hours?
No. Weekends are for living and sleeping.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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too many...does it spill into weekend hours, not if I can help but...
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34 hours per week for work.
At home on my own projects, 3 hours per night mon-fri and then another 11 hours each weekend.
60 hours per week on average.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Probably 16-18 hours per day, including weekends and holidays.
Because I love doing this shit.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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