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A recent prior post seeded this clairvoyant moment.
The day will come when the Welsh Constabulary will round up and arrest a large ring of social miscreants.
These men were making and selling video tapes showing the sheering of under-aged sheep.
(I ddn't bring a hat or coat, but if I did it would be cotton, not wool)>
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Ewe cannot be serious!
Remove that post before it leeks out to Griff.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Can I at least wait until it's too late?
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sheering?
usually they use dogs for that.
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Those baaaaaaaaaaahstards!
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I appreciate the warm sentiments you express - but was it about the shearers or the constables?
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If that day is here already, what woold you say?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Just some vague reference to "Silence of the Lambs, Part 2"
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They really really really need some sort of distraction -
Maybe send OG over there, with a flock of sheep, and have him give a "lecture series" ?
I mean - how much worse could it get than it already is?
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Where should I send the proforma?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: Where should I send the proforma?
Just use perfume and we'll call it even.*
OMG - I didn't realize the "art" had evolved to the level where there are actually "pro" sheep. Oh, my poor mind's eye - why did you not blink in time?
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My mankini is a tasteful royal blue.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
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Crazy, crazy folks, I would like to try myself! 
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By the great Ghu I've never seen so many Darwin Award candidates.
Note the liberal use of stretchers!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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It has been run for I think over a hundred years. Quite famous.
Anyway, I was thinking I would use flat, smooth soled boots, so they skate down the hill. You might reach about 40 mph though! 
Apparently the cheese is doing 80 mph at the bottom.
There are a few famous sports in the UK. Shin kicking while wearing white coats is one, then there is a football match between two villages, each team has about a thousand men, and the objective is to get the ball into the other persons church or some such. Of course the injuries are famous.
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Found this and couldn't resist;
Zuckerberg Requires House Members To Accept Terms Of Service Before He Testifies
Disclaimer: This is only a test had this been the real thing the voices in your head would have warned you first!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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I'm really surprised he hasn't done that for real ... 
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Really! I think the aw shucks attitude is getting old though and me thinks he's going to get his fingers burnt!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Mike Hankey wrote: me thinks he's going to get his fingers burnt!
I hope so... and then a couple other should follow
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Working on commercial inkjet printing systems[^] would be a whole lot more fun if it wasn't for all the stinkin' messy damned hardware.
The pointy-haired types want a warning when the machine has been running for 48 hours straight without a maintenance stop. The code was written by someone who is long departed, and I've made a valiant effort to not disturb the ambient artwork while adding this new feature.
Getting this working has been a PITA. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I remember the mess from my commercial inkjet dev days - that ink wouldn't travel far to correctly mark the product, but it would go a looooong way out of it's way to wreck another shirt ...
I think my least favorite part was handling materials compatibility with the inks - the damned aliphatic hydrocarbon base was a PITA to deal with. And what it was OK with the solvent based ink would eat. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: that ink wouldn't travel far to correctly mark the product
It's always been noteworthy that our water-based inks adhere to skin and clothing a lot better than they do paper.OriginalGriff wrote: solvent based ink
Definite ick factor there. Fortunately we haven't done solvent-based inks in a long time; the fumes were horrible.
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Not fun, but better than MEK. Didn't have the drying time though, but you could use them in chocolate factories.
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