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Really? 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I agree with OG
even go as far to ask "what is it?" "who is it for?"
... is it a rant, an initiation of discussion or actual project request?
Just skimming the titles (which managers will do first) it looks backwards.
If the "decision making" management this is pitched to is:
- IT: you're only going to piss them off in the first 2 minutes,
- finance: you're only going to put them to sleep in the first 2 minutes,
- business: they're going to 'step out to take an important call' within the first 2 minutes and won't come back
it appeals to no one, no one will know what to do with it, so no ones going to act.
I'll ask again: what is it? who is it for?
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WTF are you talking about?
This wasn't for "managers", it was just me talking about what I did this weekend.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: WTF are you talking about?l
Well that is precicely was what I was asking you. Rant? Selling an idea? Asking for help?
Anyway, as from your tone you want to lower the conversation into the gutter let me put it like this:
-> Your presentation skills suck.
And what that means: Nobody's going to buy into it. ..as to a video: you'll only embarrass yourself.
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Lopatir wrote: Well that is precicely was what I was asking you. Rant? Selling an idea? Asking for help?
None of the above. Like I said, I was just talking about what I was up to this weekend, and felt like the background info was necessary to explain what I did and why I did it.
Lopatir wrote: Your presentation skills suck.
It's posted in a discussion forum, it's not a f*ckin white paper.
Lopatir wrote: And what that means: Nobody's going to buy into it. ..as to a video: you'll only embarrass yourself.
We work in a vault (not quite a SCIF, but access and content are controlled), and we're not permitted to bring code in from the outside without jumping through a lot of security hoops. To avoid the hoops, I'm going to use YouTube to create a (private) demo video that we can access from inside the vault. If after seeing the video, there is interest to actually see the code, I can schedule an external conference room and hook my laptop up to the big-ass display system. Getting time in the external conference room is a substantial hassle and the wait time for available slots varies from one to three weeks. Before I ask my manager to go through the scheduling process, I want to see if there's any general interest. THAT is why I'm making a demo video. Embarass myself? Probably not.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: To avoid the hoops, I'm going to use YouTube to create a (private) demo video that we can access from inside the vault.
Have you approached Troy McClure?
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"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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#realJSOP wrote: I think I'm almost ready to show off my baby to the other devs on the team.
Hopefully you work with people (and management) that doesn't see your initiative as competition, one upmanship, or in some similar negative light!
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Jobs are easy to find. Like I said, I don't care, because now I have something in my portfolio that I can demonstrate to companies that claim to appreciate my unique brand of initiative in the face of ruin and doom.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I read it all.
At the risk of exposing my Cowboyishness, Y'all are a saint. 
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I need to run out and get a microphone so I can record my commanding voice with the demo video.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Add a little reverb and maybe some pitch-shifting or subharmonics. Get a voice a real voice-of-god thing going.
Nah - that could be too intimidating. Never mind.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I'd be a bit careful with public demo videos, and the like. The people you're contracting to might (choose to) see it as a breach of copyright.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's gonna be a private vodeo that only I can view (if youtube is to be believed). I plan on doing it in the conference room. Besides that, it can't be a copyright violation - it's taxpayer funded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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First contract, huh?
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Nope - been doing contract work on-and-off since 1980. If you saw our current code base, you'd be highly motivated to update it, too.
On the other hand, I'm re-learning MVC, and bending EF to support my nefarious plan (ALL of our database queries are performed via stored procedures).
Something I learned about ADO Data Entity Model - when you "import" stored procs, it generates a model based on the dataset returned by the store proc... unless you're returning a dataset from a temp table. For some reason, EF goes deaf, dumb, and blind in that instance, forcing you to manually create the model - OR rewrite the stored proc to not use a temp table so the model can be generated automagically.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, it was me that told you that  EF isn't really geared up for SPs, it supports them but it's really intended for generating dynamic SQL. Using SPs is generally considered legacy these days.
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Yeah, but we deal with so.much.data (with hyper-convoluted business rules), and have so many concurrent users that it is not practical to not use stored procs.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Out of topic, but what's with the #realJSOP ? Did I miss something ?
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I wanted to change my display name to JSOP, but someone is already using it, so I changed to #realJSOP.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ah, that's bad luck. Have you tried bribing the hamsters ?
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nah - I haven't even decided if I like it. I can't find my posts as easily now.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I wish you much luck. Having worked in a similar environment I understand the (ack! I going to use corporate speak here) headwinds you are up against.
And Lopatir was being a jerk in this instance.
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I talked about my project with one of the other developers this morning, and he seems genuinely interested, and suggested that I do a demo when I'm ready. I think they'll be generally receptive to my nefarious plan, because much of the tedious stuff is already handled, and a lot of the trail-blazing has been done regarding the newer technology stack.
I'm optimistic.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Reading this short section of how the Agile process arose is interesting to see what was really behind the idea. From (Unlocking Agility: An Insider's Guide to Agile Enterprise Transformation (Addison-Wesley Signature Series (Cohn)): Jorgen Hesselberg: 9780134542843: Amazon.com: Books[^])
This book provides an amazing history of software development and how we’ve gotten to where we are. Definitely worth the read.
Quote: Yet in writing the Manifesto, these software professionals realized that they had created something deeper and more profound.
Jim Highsmith, one of the signatories, noted:
“I believe Agile Methodologists are really about “mushy” stuff about delivering good products to customers by operating in an environment that does more than talk about “people as our most important asset” but actually “acts” as if people were the most important, and lose the word “asset.”20
James Grenning, another signatory of the Manifesto, agrees. “The Manifesto was written in a time when Process was clearly valued more than People. Since the signatories were people who were writing code every day, we could see the harm that this thinking did to our work and to the products we created. More than anything else, the Agile Manifesto is about making the world safe for programmers.”21
The signatories were primarily interested in finding ways to create environments for writing better software while the profession found itself in a crisis.
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