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Does this mean we can't trust it any more? : :
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sure you can trust it,
just getting too old to get a job.
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You haven't been able to trust it since the early 80s.
...and yes, I know.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ah! That glorious day when humanity traded its privacy and its sanity for the ability to watch cat videos and to cut out the need for talking to someone when ordering pizza.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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yeah, but it feels so less stressful when you can take 10 minutes deciding what toppings you want.
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If you don't know what toppings you want when ordering, I'll order a margarita for you. You had the entire day to think about it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm a bit sad that Google's doodle to celebrate the occassion used a generic looking PC of the time for the image, rather than the NeXT computer on which it was developed.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Do not trust farts anymore WWW. This will be helpful after a few decades but I suggest start early.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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"LastDay: Pisces 19. Year of the City, 2019. Carousel... begins."
Software Zen: delete this;
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60. Man has work to dream (4)
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MUSE
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Not the intended solution, but I do see where you get that - 1/2
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Hope
Man - He
Has work - Op
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Clearly thought up by some unmarried young guys just getting started in their marketing careers.
Reality is, no matter how high you let her set the thermostat, it's never warm enough for the wife.
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IN 1959 we moved to Phoenix and along the way I remember there was a billboard that had a picture of a teenage girl lying on the floor with her feet up on the bed on the phone and it read "Buy a ding-a-ling for your ding-a-ling". All these years later and I still remember that billboard!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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No idea why you're tagging Australia. Both the billboards are from the wintry ol USA.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Ahum.. it's hot here ya know? Godamn heat can't sleep! :/
But yeah, you right! ^_^
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: wintry ol USA
The poor little desert flowers in Texas that die when the temperature drops below 20 C? They packed themselves up as if they were going on a polar expedition and while I thought it was spring and ran around in shorts and a t-shirt.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There was one I remember, it had "S3X" written in a large, bold font at the top and then "Now that we have your attention, eat at Subway to your left". 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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S3X ... subway, talk about killing the mood.
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An air conditoner company in the Killeen (Texas) area had their vans emblazoned with a hot woman (in both senses of the word), with something along the lines of "Your wife is hot. Call 254-555-1212".
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