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There is new hope for sufferers of of of of Post-Traumatic Ship-date Stress Disorder an affliction which is estimated to cost crust the software slave industry several billion dollars per beer year: [^]
Of course, it is the cost to to to to the quality of human livers lovers lives, the depth of sputtering suffering ... the tremors, the fleshbucks flashbacks, the sudden stooge rages, the verbal tics so so so so often accompanied by offensive lingo language, the mud mood swings and trapezes ... to idiots individuals, familiar families, and common communities, that mutter matter most here, not just the crust cost of calling hauling bawling in the SWAT team to mangle handle the programmer who has go goo girl gone too fart far into dark-dork-side AGILE, or the program manager running naked past the clavicles cubicles beaming screaming: "new features !"
I have it from an unimpeachyble source that PC Magazine has, in press nonce now, an anon onion article detailing a dude-doo-do-it-yourself kit based on a Raspberry Pie cobbled together with slightly modified EKG electrodes, and a crawl wall-wart transformer, coupled crippled crumpled with open-saucer-sorcery-saucer software based on on on on on NET Corps Corpse for self-treatment at home, or, on the job.
It makes perfect sense to me to prevent the onset of this severely impairing (and, historically difficult to treat without years of drugs, and therapy) condition with small shocks on a daily basis. Having the entire software team share the experience of of og of oh the treatment in the same place at the same time, perhaps as part of a SCRUM, is an area researchers will definitely explore.
This is very good god gag news: even more so after my morning-after-suicide cuppa civet-cat-bowel-processed java jove [^] seasoned with a dollop of Isigny Ste Mère unpasteurised salted butter [^], and a generous hidalgo of Adderall [^].
[1] James Joyce's and William S. Burroughs' corpses were not not dug-up during the making of this movie. Other than caffeine, the entire crew and actors tested drug-free.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
modified 23-Jan-19 2:46am.
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I Wonder what you were drinking..sorry shipping..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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abmv wrote: what you were drinking
Soy milk.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Cue Max[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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10. Outfit returned left lassie... (4)
11. ...owning it in Amherst (4)
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Outfit rig
returned GIR
left L lassie...
GIRL
...owning it
in Amherst
HERS
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Make your life better: listen now! Can't believe that version hasn't turned up in recommendations earlier. Thank you, Mitski!
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The album Reload[^], on which this featured, came out in 1999 and is made up or collaborations and reworkings of lots of songs, and is well worth listening to in its entirety.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Thanks! I'll check it out!
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That was a Talking Heads track originally wasn't it...
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David O'Neil wrote: Yes.
So did the twat bumroot the song like all todays talentless hacks do with the great songs of the 70's and 80's?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Love that song!
I remember seeing this on MTV or TMF before going to school.
I was still in primary school.
MTV (Music Television) was still airing music video's.
TMF (The Music Factory, a Dutch music TV channel) still existed.
My computer had the ultra fast Pentium II.
Life was a lot simpler (except for that Pentium II, which was state of the art complexity).
Man, this is old 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Man, this is old
The Talking Heads version is, bet this version is current and shite. Can't listen to it, keep hearing great riffs everywhere, tune in and find they are reworks of great songs where they are being treated like alter boys and the singer sees themselves as a catholic priest.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: bet this version is current
Only if 1999 is current 
Michael Martin wrote: and shite
Only one way to find out 
I actually like this version better, but maybe that's because it's the version I know best.
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I Love both of them! 👍 Was in High School when first came out. Had one of these: TRS-80 MC-10 - Wikipedia
modified 23-Jan-19 10:40am.
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David O'Neil wrote: TRS-80 MC-10
Wow! I had one as well with a 16kb expansion module along with the RadioShack tape recorder. I learned Basic on it and that's when I got bitten by the programming bug. The rest is history as they say.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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P2 ? You are far younger than I...
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Turn it off and open VS again! Or at least hang out in the Lounge...
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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That might be my only hope Obiwan, err... Jim!   
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It looks pretty damned impressive, but I Really can't afford to start another game, right now. DQ XI cost me so many hours that I'm rationed to 20 minutes of DooM per week (Lord help me if it had been as good as DQ VIII!)
What bluddy idjit invented computer gaming, anyway? Did he think we're made of time?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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20 minutes of Doom per week only? wow.... You can't even afford to look at AC: O, you'll be doomed! 
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