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Spot on 
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So, you have a PHD?
Don't touch anything!
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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In my experience we can put most MBAs in the same category. 
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MBAs take it to the next level by really being great thinkers. For example, they think they are professors for everything.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: For example, they think they are professors for everything.
Sure, once you know everything about one thing, it's an small leap to knowing that you know everything about everything. 
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The stuff of which pointy hairs are made.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When you know everything about nothing, you are ready for management.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I once worked with one (definitely of the piled higher & deeper variety) and, for some reason, this guy wouldn't use any RTL functions. He had to write his own strcpy, strlen, memcpy, etc... functions for everything. He didn't last very long.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I've set chrome as my default browser. But any link I click on, from any windows Application, is getting opened in Edge browser. How do I override this behavior?
(Other than changing my OS to linux  )
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Default browser isn't enough.
Open Settings, and select the Home page via the icon on the left.
Click on "Apps" - you should be on "Apps and features".
Scroll to the bottom of the page (you can hover the mouse over the scroll bar to do it quickly, or rotate the mouse scroll wheel for around a year - this is an UWP app, so it doesn't work very well)
UNder "Change app defaults", click "Open Default app settings".
Scroll down to the bottom, and click "Set defaults by app"
Scroll down interminably to "Microsoft Edge". Click it (I know, I know: that's a horrible thought - but it won't open the execrable app, honest).
Click "Manage" and you should be able to change the defaults.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It seems to be enough for writing a doctorate - you should do so!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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"I award this doctorate in 'Avoiding Microsoft Edge' to ..."
Nah, can't see it working... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I went to change my display name to JSOP, and it said it was taken. Can I sue over that?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 20-Jan-19 19:39pm.
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Well, the history of tough men calling themselves Sue goes back to the 60s, doesn't it?
Oh, sorry. I misread.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For some reason many things that are perfectly reasonable in American English sound incredibly naughty in British English.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Perhaps you should go and smoke a fag to get your mind of such things.
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Best part of smoking a fag is blowing...
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Thank you, my kid sister just discovered Urban Dictionary. 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I was worried you were going to say "blowing rings", because that would have been going too far.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rings are difficult to blow because of the rim.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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This got dark quickly!
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It usually doesn't, it can be prevented with proper hygiene
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Those damned nick squatters.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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