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Super Lloyd wrote: Just got a new job! 
Still in Darwin? Or are you moving back down South?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sadly had to leave Darwin.. 
Back in Brisbane now!
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Super Lloyd wrote: Sadly had to leave Darwin..
Back in Brisbane now!
You poor bastard! Even Canberra was better than anywhere in Queensland.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mwahahah! 
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Congratualtions! 
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Congrats!
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ta!
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Does coffee never arrive when expected because it's always latte?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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grrr, more milky coffee, no wonder my long black face.
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Vente do you come up with this stuff?
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no, it's because it's gone to ground.
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I think it's because they always get mugged.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Bean there, done that.
/ravi
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Did you get the Tea Shirt?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm glad you expresso your opinion on this. It really perked me up at the end of the day.
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It’s just slow - typical for Java!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Spam...
Try? No!
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Lopatir wrote: Spam...
Is it? Why?
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kmoorevs wrote: btw, the problems involved 'ambiguous' fields in the Order By clause of a union query...something that seems to have been fixed with 2005.
well, there are people that program with bugs interesting features in mind (- moreso in the past.)
... jus sayin.
ok, gulty once long ago... with the way mysql (vs almost all other dbs) handle re-referenced fields in update queries - and btw: the "standard" is unclear.
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The fix is really simple. Simply specify that your app requires SQL Server 20xx or higher. Problem solved.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Simply specify that your app requires SQL Server 20xx or higher. Problem solved.
I can document (and have) all I want, but the end users don't read that stuff, nor do they care.
Any time the product fails, it's my fault. Given the choice between just fixing it myself or sending a request and waiting for someone else to do their job, I've always found it easier to choose the former. It was hard to find, but really easy to fix.
Besides, in this case, there may be other longtime customers whose part-time/faux dbas weren't diligent when migrating off older servers. With that in mind, I've put in the extra effort to warn the end users (unobtrusively or course) (and us) when that setting is below the supported setting and how to resolve it.
There's always room for improvement.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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