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You can always tell when I've been making pastry, because the sides of my trousers are white.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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abmv wrote: It’s one good-looking vent,
Looks like a tube-television from the seventies.
Not taking any chances until I seen someone clean it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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They should build it into the door for the microwave with a camera so you can optionally see what's cooking in the microwave when in use.
...once you have cleaned the grease off the touch-screen - ugh! Icky!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Do zombie string theorists crave Branes?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Great way to resurrect TOD.
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Brane - Wikipedia
And if you D-Brane them, are they left with p-Branes?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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This little beauty from Tripe Skype for Business:
The connection to the server was lost. Reconnecting ... Current calls may continue, but with reduced functionality.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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My current favorite is the 'Updates are available' in server 2016. The only option available is to 'View updates', and yes once again for the umpteenth time is the same KB Definition Update for Defender that I've installed and restarted multiple times to apply! 
I just moved this box from server 08 a couple of weeks ago during the holiday break. Today is the first day customers will be using it so I will be watching the logs for the next few days to watch for any screwups.
Another note regarding a previous thread from last week...the retired OS was on an older 64GB SSD and still had slightly less than 10% free space. The new OS is only taking up about 36GB of 480GB, so this refutes the opinion that a 240GB drive is barely enough space for an OS. btw, that space used on the main drive includes sql server versions 2008r2, 2014, and 2016.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Got a new contract at the end of the year, company wanting a Process Model flowcharting thingy with simulation of process actions, decisions etc (based on BPMN V2.0 if any one is interested). Previous developer was apparently a gamer, he tried to write something in Unity. I am trying to go over his code, and have been thinking - "Why did he choose Unity - a gaming engine- for a business process tool?" The guy is apparently in his late 20s, so my thought was - maybe that is all he knows?
Can anyone come up with a reason to write a LOB tool in a gaming engine? ( He did not get to far, this contract is going to run at least a year I think).
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: The guy is apparently in his late 20s, so my thought was - maybe that is all he knows?
You probably hit it right on the head.
Unity allows you to write C# code/scripts for your games, so he thinks he's a programmer. That's all he knows. Probably has zero experience with anything outside of Unity.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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sap aready has some if u are looking at something like that
https://support.sap.com/en/alm/solution-manager.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g82-l5W4IU
or u could go the msft biz talk way or the sap webmethods... saves a lotta time coding in java..c#..well depends on your requirements correct..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
modified 7-Jan-19 11:34am.
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Yes, my research has found several starting points in Github etc. They all having missing pieces, but they make for a good starting point.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: The guy is apparently in his late 20s, so my thought was - maybe that is all he knows?
So the next obvious question is, who approved of that and gave him the go-ahead?
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Forogar wrote: Come the revolution, should it be?
The original poster
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People who make lists of those who should be first against the wall when the revolution comes?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is it a list if there's only one item?
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It's a list if there are no items!
List<MyClass> myList = new List<MyClass>();
return myList;
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The guy who drank the most beer -- his need is more urgent.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: he guy who drank the most beer
He just got appointed to the supreme court, didn't he?
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W∴ Balboos wrote: He just got appointed to the supreme court, didn't he?
It might have been better if it really were Matt Damon who got the job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know putting "ignore" in the title has the total opposite effect.
In fact it was the first post I opened
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Perhaps I should say "please ignore"?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Enduring nonsense about connective subsystem (6)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 7-Jan-19 5:10am.
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