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And...
would it be polite to tell a vegetarian: "Eat my shorts" ?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That depends upon the circumstances[^]
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and you romaine on your ranch
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Ah, but that is ... ranch dressing.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I don't know for sure, but if I spare-a-guess, I'd say so, but wilt leaf much to the imagination? Let me know if you corn think about it for a while.
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Only the finest styles - as long as it is French or Italian.
Russian - not so good - it keeps trying to invade parts you don't want it to.
On Halloween you can always dress up as Caesar.
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Yes. And you are very likely not adding anything of value to the gene pool. I highly recommend suicide as a career option...
Will Rogers never met me.
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... the IBM PS2 286 ever comes back into fashion, I've still got compatible memory cards for it.
And for dozens of flavours of 386, 486, Pentium, and every other desktop & laptop whose memory I've upgraded (i.e. all of 'em; one of the first things I do when I buy a machine is max out the memory).
I've also got "just in case" old video cards, sound cards, and every other kind of card -- sometimes multiples of each!
If Token Ring ever sees a resurgence, I won't have to spend a penny on hardware -- Hell, I've got network cards for protocols I don't even remember or recognise!
Same problem with cables. I must have almost every kind of cable, adapter, and converter that's ever seen the light of day, but I don't even remember what many of them were designed to connect to!
Need a USB 1 card? I've got 13 (although I have used a couple of these in newer machines -- why waste precious blue ports for HIDs?)
[edit] I forgot to mention the hard drives! Anyone want slow-as-molasses drives with a capacity of under a third of a gig? [/edit]
The really good thing, though, is that I'm highly competent at carpentry and building, because I need to add an extension to my computer room.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 4-Dec-18 9:43am.
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IOW, you control the Netherlands' strategic supply of (almost) pure silicon, and spinning rust. Way to go! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Not a single damned thing with gold contacts, though 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A few years ago, I conducted a group of junior high-school kids around the lab at work. I showed them the embedded flash RAM chips that we produce, and told them that the ball contacts are coated with gold.
You should have seen them all perk up - until I told them that (a) we were talking about quantities of well under 1 gram per device, and (b) that it would probably cost them more than the value of the gold to get it off the contacts. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If you need a copy of DOS, I think I have 7.0. Maybe also 3.0 around here somewhere.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I've only got the DOS 5 manual.
Do you think it's time I upgraded my manuals?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've got a DOS 3.3 manual here at work laying next to one of our build servers. It serves as a writing pad when labelling the DVD's we use for archival backup.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Need any 3.5" not very floppies? I have hundreds of them. Many are still shrink-wrapped.
I also have one remaining 5.25" floppy drive supporting up to 1.2MB.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I've got boxes and boxes of them.
I started loading them with a USB floppy drive, to see what was on them, but it got very tedious, very quickly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You might want to see a therapist before this gets even further out of control...
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Any narrow SCSI drives? My MicroVAX could use more storage.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: MicroVAX
Software Zen: delete this;
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So you're the board hoard overlord?
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I could use an 8" floppy drive; like what they had in my high school.
Would like a SCSI Floppy. I've never seen one, but every time I do an install of Win XP et al I see it loading the SCSI Floppy Drivers.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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8" floppy? I believe that kind of talk belongs in the soapbox . . . or consult your physician.
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Why should I see a doc for an 8" floppy? Maybe if I had a 2-1/2" hard I could see the need
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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MadMyche wrote: I could use an 8" floppy drive
I've just checked them on ebay; they go for ridiculous prices.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hope you haven't shown all this to your wife...its hard to explain computer science....
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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