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That doesn't register very high on the joke-o-meter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I work on double data rate - when I get high and when I get low.
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It's Friday, so a nice easy one to end the week:
The chaste man undid the cable tie(8)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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When you say "a nice easy one" you do know how dumb that makes the rest of us feel? Or is it just me? 
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Hopefully, it's just you!
I've noticed that what is an "easy clue" for some is impossible for others, and vice versa - maybe I shouldn't have called it easy ...
Mind you, I thought yesterday's was fairly easy - did it make sense to you once you had the answer?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: did it make sense to you once you had the answer?
Yes when you post the answer I usually know what the answer is.
How about next week you post the answer and we work out the question.
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I guess it's a skill: improves with time and practice.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Usually I would agree with you, I often have struggled with supposedly easy ones. Pretty sure I have got it today though...
My tip of the day here would be:
When looking at a clue, have a quick check to see if any word, or pair of words, have the same number of letters as the answer. If so, then consider looking for an anagram. Especially when there is an anagram identifier such as "undid" present.
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Celibate
cable tie (anag.)
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And you are up on Monday! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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... that a great way to get rid of anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.
Seems to be working well!
Only one question - what do I do with the letters?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only one question - what do I do with the letters?
Keep em as memory. Add pictures of the burning process. Make a memory wall. Connect the dots. 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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A man after my own heart. Just hopefully not literally.
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Yep!
And "IT scrap", "Who represents", "Experts exchange", "Speed of art", "Les bocages", "Master bait online", "Old man's haven" ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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One of the worst words for me is : Psychotherapist... my brain always splits it into three words.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Remember: do not touch elephant's body with your car: [^] !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Evolution in action ...
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From this story Southwest Airlines employee mocks five-year-old girl called 'Abcde', says mother[^]
According to the Social Security Administration database, 328 children were named Abcde between 1990 and 2013 in the US
While it is unfortunate that the child had epilepsy - completely irrelevant to the story - if you don't want your child to be ridiculed don't give them a ridiculous name. Do these people not know how cruel and mean children (and adults) are, have they not heard A Boy Named Sue[^] (may be a good thing).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I couldn't agree more.
I knew an actual boy named Sue many years ago. I was rather young at the time so I didn't know to ask if his parents were Johnny Cash fans.
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Is there any girl that is actually named Sue? Aren't they all actually named e.g. Susan or Suzanne, and Sue is their nickname?
And what would you say if a boy named Sue gives you a smile when he tells you "My full name is Superior" 
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Also people using antiquated names that went out of style decades ago. I knew a girl named Gertrude in high school (mid-2000s). Felt bad for her. Kids are ruthless; the less ammo you give other kids the better for your kid.
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My daughter, who is now in her 40s, was named Nova which was not a common name in those days, she bitched at me all through her teenage years using that as an excuse (she would have bitched at me anyway - teenager).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: My daughter, who is now in her 40s, was named Nova which was not a common name in those days, she bitched at me all through her teenage years using that as an excuse (she would have bitched at me anyway - teenager).
And now she has a radio station named after her. If she's the one in Greystaynes that is as it's a Sydney radio station.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And when one of the car companies brought out a "Nova" model it did not make my life easier, little trollop still gives me a hard time. Karma is that her kids do the same
Michael Martin wrote: in Greystaynes
Thats the one.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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