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Is any salad a Caesar Salad if you stab it enough times?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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If you stab lettuce does it need a bandage or a dressing?
Stab it with a fork because then it can be et too!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Wherever I Rome, if a CP'ian is around, I'll Colosseum with skype before I'd dare visit.
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You're Nero new level with this one.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Eat two OG?
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That was a Brutal response!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No, you just get a lot of lettuce spray.
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One Second Salad in 4K - YouTube[^]
Fastest salad-mixer in the world. Does Ceasars too 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Only if Romaine is the primary ingredient!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Only on March 15th... 
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Ides a good one 
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Et tu, Brute???
Never mind, I just popped by to give you the tip of the decade regarding salad: You should always dress your salad in plenty of oil! It makes it a lot easiere to scrape it into the trash can before you send out for pizza! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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This is now the greatest coffee on earth. Will probably get cancer from the flavoring, but that is alright, because I am an AI simulation anyhow.
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Slacker007 wrote: I am an AI simulation anyhow.
That would explain why you think good coffee needs anything added at all ...
I'm with Denis Leary on Coffee[^] (probably NSFW: the F word is featured often)
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I normally drink my coffee black, no cream, no sugar, nothing.
However, I am fond of peppermint and could not pass up the Christmas offerings. I am pleasantly surprised that this this actually tastes good. Most flavored coffee is shite.
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Quote: Most flavored coffee is shite.
How do you know what "shite" tastes like?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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He's climbed the corporate ladder...
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Forogar Quote: Most flavored coffee is shite.
How do you know what "shite" tastes like?
because he's tried starbucks coffee and the experts have declared that tastes that shite.
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Forogar How do you know what "shite" tastes like?
Ever been to Taco Bell or McDonalds? That is shite, in all its glory.
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Forogar Quote: Most flavored coffee is shite.
How do you know what "shite" tastes like?
To be pedantic, he said it is shite. He said nothing about taste.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm with Denis Leary on Coffee[^] (probably NSFW: the F word is featured often)
Don't be so redundant. We all know it's not necessary to include that disclaimer when linking to any video featuring Denis Leary.
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Untrue, some of 'em haven't heard this yet: Lifes Gonna Suck[^] (Also probably NSFW)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tis the season. It'll wear off.
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Ron Anders wrote: It'll wear off.
So true.
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