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It would lift at least one other forklift click
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I see your forklifts and raise you cranes[^]
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Indeed, the crane seems key; just don't get cranekey about accepting defeat.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Forkin' loads.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Whatever the number, it would really be forked up.
A real forking shame, that.*
* UK Syntax
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I'll send you my doctor's bill... I've broken my tongue...
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Firth of fifth, I suppose.
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I had this email in my inbox this morning - the subject read as follows: Quote: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN AWARD A LUMP!!!
and Quote:
We are pleased to inform you of the result that just concluded annual final draws held on the (October 13th 2018) by the Facebook Group in cash promotion to encourage the usage of Facebook World Wide,And your name was among the 20 lucky winners who won $3,000,000.00 USD (Three Million United States Dollars Only) each on the Facebook Group Promotion Award attached to Lucky Number (23456895718),Ticket Number (4647600564789),Batch Number (255123/8872/244) & Serial Number (4637434551907).
Now, if only I had a Facebook account that uses the email address they targeted!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I got the same email (with the same numbers), and I don't even have a farcebook account. 
You're too late, though - I already claimed the winnings.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: A LUMP
Lump? What Lump?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Awarded a Lump?
Where?
On the head?
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Not Awarded a Lump, He HAS BEEN the Award-A-Lump
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I knew these guys could give you heartache, but I didn't realize they could give you a possible tumour...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sounds like you need to create an(other?) fArseBook account using that email to claim your early retirement.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Do musical instrument makers need to stamp out violins in the workplace?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Of course! but they should encourage more sax! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But then they would have to bring a tuba lube to work everyday.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If there is any musical instrument that needs to be stamped on, it's the viola.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Only if the musician is Luthier von Dross.
Software Zen: delete this;
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No, they can just fiddle with it until they get it right, thus creating a cymbal of perfection.
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Your way off bass.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I would also say at home to prevent people having a Stabat Mater.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If they don't have too much lute they may be able to rest. It's depends on if they have any note-worthy staff. Anyone coda told you that.
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Puns of this scale can often fall flat but this one is pretty sharp.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Most of the new UI/UX is terrible.
The only defense of new UI by the new UI designers is: "You are old and you don't understand how great this is." Whatevs!!
Here's the latest example from Win10.
I wanted to speed up my mouse speed - make cursor move more for smaller amount of mouse movement.
I went to Settings in Win10 and searched for "mouse".
It suggested mouse settings. <BeginDrippingSarcasm> These are the new Win10 mouse settings with the helpful new user interface. Oh wow! </BeginDrippingSarcasm>
https://i.stack.imgur.com/V7mwk.png[^]
They are bigger on screen, and they have nifty things like slider and switches, but there are only 4 visible choices.
Terrible UX (User Experience is what you remember not the User Interface). It's like that old saying,
Quote: "People don't remember what you said, they remember how you made them feel."
UX is :
Quote: "People don't remember what your User Interface does, they remember how they felt using it."
Search for Mouse Speed
So there is no choice on the Mouse Settings nifty new UI to change the mouse speed.
I search the "Find a setting"...
Look what pops up!!!
https://i.stack.imgur.com/JJr2G.png[^]
The Old Stuff Is Actually Better
The very well designed and thoroughly tested (over 20 years of the same thing) original mouse settings dialog with nice tabs and very nice text explaining what everything is and...and...and...
THE POINT ====> It is nice and compact and easy to use.
The Additional Problem
The other problem is that because win10 doesn't even wrap up this original functionality you have to LEARN TWO UIs now.
Imagine if you are new to computers and you are looking for mouse speed.
Now you have to look through the nifty new UI and then eventually land on the old UI anyways.
Total garbage!! I'm trying to be subtle but can you tell how I feel about it?
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