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Probably a golfer. Figuring out a new grip that will fix his slice. Most golfers gave up sex for the game.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Naive and stupid or just not interested.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Or very smart.
Starting something at work is not a very good idea. How are the chances that she is still so freindly when it ends? Have you ever seen what women like to do to get revenge? Not being interested in the first place and telling her may just be a shortcut to the same results.
If you want to keep your job, it may be better to stay clear of all that and play the idiot who does not get it. It's what I would do.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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True hadn't thought about that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Most men don't. Most are also capable of logic and acting on it. Until they their little buddy do all the thinking.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Or very smart.
Starting something at work is not a very good idea. How are the chances that she is still so freindly when it ends? Have you ever seen what women like to do to get revenge? Not being interested in the first place and telling her may just be a shortcut to the same results.
If you want to keep your job, it may be better to stay clear of all that and play the idiot who does not get it. It's what I would do.
Met my wife at work. In 31 more days it's 30 years since we started going out. Already passed 27 years of marriage.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Then you were lucky. Obviously the best result for all, but something I never would bet my rear parts on.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You had one of the happy endings. These days, what with #MeToo and consequent HR policies of "shoot first, and ask questions later", I would be extremely careful before starting any office romance.
(My wife's reaction is also a factor to consider...  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Likewise. Sexually harassed Met my wife at work too. In December we'll have been married 33 years.
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Hopefully you still kept the HR memo memento about intra-office relationships?
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Michael Martin wrote: Met my wife at work
See? It was a terrible idea after all 
Just kidding, of course. Me myself am happily married
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CodeWraith wrote: Starting something at work is not a very good idea.
Despite my previous answer and your sarcastic comment, I have to say I actually agree with you, specially if you are going to work together (IMO working in the same company but different jobs/departments, could still work).
CodeWraith wrote: It's what I would do.
It is what I did.
In Spain there is a "popular wisdom" sentence: De donde sacas la olla, no metas la p...
Literally translated: Where you get your pot from, don't put your d... in
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: In Spain there is a "popular wisdom" sentence: De donde sacas la olla, no metas la p...
Literally translated: Where you get your pot from, don't put your d... in
Nice!
In the US we say: "Don't fish from the company pier."
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The french version is "No zob in job". Which is very much english with a touh of french.
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Sometimes a guy bets everything on his lucky number and gets away with it. Most of the time that does not happen. Unromantic little me always lets others try their luck and then pays attention to how things turn out.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote:
Starting something at work is not a very good a terrible, terrible idea.
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Or plays for the other team?
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Rage wrote: with what I would call obvious signs of interests.
If I were that girl, I would have lost interest in 60 seconds.
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Perfect. If it had been me, that would have been the reaction I had hoped for. Lowest potential for serious drama afterwards.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or had noticed and was desperately trying to look busy to avoid dealing with her.
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Just oblivious.
Like I was, while a coworker was apparently dropping hints left and right for over a year before she decided to stop with the hinting and just come right out and say she wanted me.
I was like What? Really? 
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I don't know that guy but I'm married, I could easily do something like that.
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Reminds me of a story I heard form a friend where a friend of his and girlfriend were on a romantic weekend in the Welsh hills.
They were sitting out one evening looking at the sunset over a hill and she says to him, "What are you thinking about?" to which he replies "I am wondering if a well aimed howitzer could blow off the top of that hill"
I guess some men just have different interests to their girlfriends.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: Reminds me of a story I heard form a friend where a friend of his and girlfriend were on a romantic weekend in the Welsh hills.
I don't think we ever met and I certainly never went to any Welsh hills, but that could have been me, including the honesty.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I wanna play with a SBC, but there are so many options that I'm getting a headache.
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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