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Nice one, Griff! I was starting to think I was stuck with tomorrow
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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That was a good one - took me a while to "simmer it" in my hind brain ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The steaks have never been higher!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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And the audience goes:
MOOOOH! MOOOOH!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Except in a minefield?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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It wouldn't be steaks then, it would be hamburgers...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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The local cowps arrested them for Grazing Under Influence.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Always wondered how they made potted beef
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I just typed "azure web app sql database " in to Google when it suggested I may want to know "microsoft azure web apps と sql database によるアプリ開発入門"
Google translate taught me that means "microsoft azure web apps when sql database Introduction to application development by".
Thank you Google, exactly what I was looking for
For the record, I'm Dutch, but I know like three words Japanese (NANI!?)
What the hell, Google? BAKA!!!
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I know four (but one of them is a name) - I had a Japanese girlfriend many years ago, and when her visa ran out and she had to go home she taught me how to ask for her on the phone Worked brilliantly, provided she answered it. Perhaps if she had taught me some of the possible replies for when it wasn't her that would have helped ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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ichiban (cafe)
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Lipstick for men.
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Ichi means "One", and ichiban means "Number One"/"First" - Having trained karate for 40 years, if there's something I can, it's to count in Japanese...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Sander Rossel wrote: For the record, I'm Dutch, Yes, we know[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Those are my formal business shoes
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I know, but please don't wear them while driving. Otherwise I will one day have enough and install this [^] in my car.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You heard him coming from a mile away?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Almost. Twice a year an invasion force of 'NL' license plates comes through, headed for Austria and back again. They drive in slow, tight formations and generally hold everything up. I blame it on those shoes that they never learn to drive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sander Rossel wrote: For the record, I'm Dutch You mean to say that there are NO asians in Holland?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I never said I'm from Holland (I am though, I just never said it)
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Yeah, but my point is that surely there are Dutch Asians? So one doesn't necessarily rule out the other???
Anyway, have you considered that it hasn't only detected that you're Asian, but also in dire need of beginner material?
Sander Rossel wrote: Introduction to application development
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Anyway, have you considered that it hasn't only detected that you're Asian, but also in dire need of beginner material?
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Sorry, I had one. Very disappointing.
It was an early one though, maybe Nokia-made ones were better.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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