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Gone overboard?[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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My oven now can post pictures of my meals and selfies on Twatter?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, as long as my bathroom scale doesn't post pictures of my fat arse... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Better practice to make a duckface with it, just in case.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Isn't it enough that I've taught it how to quack?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Brings new meaning to cookie warnings.
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I think it's brilliant.
In the old days minor celebrities used to have to tell us when they were cooking turkey twizzlers or going to the toilet, now it will be done for them.
That will leave them several spare minutes per day in which they could be doing even more of whatever vital work it is that celebrities do.
That increase in celebrity productivity levels may well sound trivial but it could lead us into a world where we only need 900,000 of the buggers, rather than a million - not only would we save a fortune but we'd have fewer of them. It's a double win for humanity!
God! I love Twitter!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I have a simple take on 'smart' devices - like the smart TV I bought some time back.
It has never been given access to the internet.
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You sure it hasn't figured it out by itself? 
[Cue Twilight Zone theme...]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Most devices in my home have witnessed me giving a cup of coffee to non-cooperative devices (notice the vents on your PC, for example, designed for beverage injection).
The others, having witnessed the consequences of my confusing 'smart' with 'wise ass', just sit their quietly and try not to attract my attention.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Like a teacher concealing two notes (7)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Similar
Sir with mi and la
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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And you are up tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll try to remember 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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As you know, NOBODY will remind you if you forget!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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...but first I need to Carpe Coffee! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Better idea: Carpe Jugulum[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you sticking your neck out? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Just staying in the same vein as your post!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Fangs a lot for that bloody post.
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So that's where Stephenie Meyer got the idea for her sparkly vampires. Who knew...
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Standard reply to anyone when I visit a Turkish bazar:
"NO! I don't need a carpet!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Carpet Deus!
Translation: Holy carpet, Batman!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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