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was looking at these things, still either too expensive or if cheap just garbage. yeah the expensive ones are OK for what I want, but I'd rather something simpler (thus cheaper) than having 200 extra features that I'll never use.
and I'm a short sleeve person, really don't want something that looks like a stupid hospital bracelet.
noticed some chinese activity trackers have "pedo meters," I'm curious,
1. how do they detect pedos?
2. what if the wearer goes pedo?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Quote: noticed some chinese activity trackers have "pedo meters," I'm curious,
Just don't ask... Why don't they get some one who is familiar with the West proof read the ads.
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No no, that's just a spelling error, it must be "Dope meter" 
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I like to sneak other peoples trackers and walk backwards with them on. Then they'll be like "I thought I had 10,000 steps today". Its great.
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That is so xkcd, brilliant.
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What do you consider expensive? I was looking at MyMotiv[^] since it isn't a wristband but need to do some additional research to make sure I don't always need my phone with me, etc.
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Should a lactose intolerant astronomer avoid the Milky Whey?
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They don't enjoy cheesy jokes either.
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Yes, and also avoid people with no digits on their feet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They should avoid all galaxies.
Galaxy - "The word galaxy is derived from the Greek galaxias (γαλαξίας), literally "milky", a reference to the Milky Way."
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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what do they use when the toilet paper runs out? no trees, no magazines? ahhh, the flight manual.
ok jokers, who used the landing check-list to wipe their ass
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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In casein you were wondering, I'll milk this for all it's worth - a few udderly cheesy comments curd come your whey.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: it is an interesting image.
"It is the goat" isn't it?
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Goat? What goat? You're kidding! There's a goat in there? 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I kid you not - your nanny should spot it for you!
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When I was a kid, one of my biggest interests was to be able to own an observatory(kid remember?  ).
To an extent, I was able to, I made a Galilean telescope at home, could only see about a fourth of the moon's surface in one go. But it was a once in a lifetime experience, and this picture is making me feel nostalgic.
Nowadays there are lights everywhere. 
Nothing is more fascinating than watching a clear night sky. The more you look, the more you find.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Nice one, well done! It sounds terrific. It reminded me of late night rock discos in the 70s in Bolton....
...and pop! The illusion fades
Anyway, here's to the next 7 years!
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Quote: the Apolo Club
Dim distant memories of visiting such a place on a drunken stag do. "Run To The Hills" also comes to mind followed by black!
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