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As Griff said not my humour, but...
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It's garbage day. Be sure to take the cans out to the street before you go to work.
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Narcist.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not my idea of humour, but ... rest in peace.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I bet they would have laughed at it though. 
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After the latest update...
Before start writing a message it will Show me a button to insert a Moji...
As soon as I enter the first char for the message this button disapears.
Ok, I got it:
First insert all the Moji and after that start writing your message around them.
I agree with MS, that will help to think first about what you like to write  
[Edit]
And for the next update I will expect of course, that the skype editor first expects all punctuations before one is allowed writing the remaining message.
[Edit 1]
Sorry, this one is not possible to translate, and has absolutely no relation to the original message:
Wenn es morgen wieder so heiß ist gehe ich zur Polizei und lasse mich beschatten
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I sincerely hope that Microsoft sense the disturbance in the Force that their shenanigans with Skype have caused.
They have rolled back dumb ideas in the past and I hope they do the same with Skype, which really didn't need to have its UI almost totally screwed up in order to 'improve' user experience.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: They have rolled back dumb ideas in the past
*cough* The ribbon *cough*
*cough* Windows 8 *cough*
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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GuyThiebaut wrote: They have rolled back dumb ideas in the past
OriginalGriff wrote: *cough* The ribbon *cough*
*cough* Windows 8 *cough*
Need to wait a bit longer though...
There need to be 10 or 20 books published about how to use these new updates and an API created and early adopters who climb on board and start an entire industry underneath it all.
Then, and only then, will Microsoft tear the rug out from under everyone. 
If you want it to go away, you need to write a book or two and start hyping the technology everywhere.
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Fair dinkum!
I was thinking about Metro.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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0x01AA wrote: Wenn es morgen wieder so heiß ist gehe ich zur Polizei und lasse mich beschatten
Very roughly; if it is again this hot tomorrow, I'll go to the police and ask for someone to shadow me.
Welche Sprache spricht man in die Sauna?
Naturlich Schwitzerdeutsch!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: Wenn es morgen wieder so heiß ist gehe ich zur Polizei und lasse mich beschatten
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah and again with no relation but I like it (the Monty are usually hard brain work for me to understand them): „My dog’s got no nose! – And how does it smell? – Awful!“
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Do I win a prize?
For the curious, the only thing I see in the event log is this:
DptfPolicyLpmServiceHelper
WinMain: CreateSharedMemory() failed.
Session ID = 1
DptfPolicyLpmServiceHelper
CreateSharedMemory: WaitForSingleObject() with g_pkeLpmSharedMemoryCreated failed
Last error = [0x00000102]
Session ID = 1
I'm sure I should be afeared of something, just not sure what. 
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Marc Clifton wrote: Do I win a prize?
Yes - you win a free reboot!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Take a look at WhoCrashed. Assuming you're saving crash dumps it can take a look at them and do a rough filter into random glitch, likely hardware fault, and likely driver bug.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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But, we couldn't get along.
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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What is with everyone thinking that schizophrenia means multiple personalities? It doesn't mean that at all.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Which one of you is saying that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In the same way monitors do not make the sound of an Epson line-printer. Still, that is what Hollywood keeps telling us.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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He should have used the time to practice shooting, now it's too late:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ciUgRsyDX-E/UofNdlS4L6I/AAAAAAAAATk/QwjZnUhveVw/s1600/funny_star_wars_pictures_20.jpg
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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