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Member 7989122 wrote: I guess I may have been reading the Old Testament too frequently lately. The only way to cope with all that blood & gore is to make fun of it.
And people wonder why I stay away from reading that vile material. It really does bad things to the susceptible reader's mind.
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If things reach that point, presumably you'd already have taken your children off of your will, so strictly speaking, they're no longer heirs to begin with.
So...no?
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No time waisters!
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Very convenient for navel-gazers who want to keep track of time. 
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No pressure! 
What can I say, it's Friday and the urge to work is just as low as the barometer indication!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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sounds fair
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Johnny J. wrote: What can I say, it's Friday and the urge to work is just as low as the barometer indication!
Who are you and what have you done with Johnny J?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ashley Eriksson - Island Song[^]
Last week I watched some Adventure Time, a Cartoon Network cartoon.
And this was the credit song.
It's sweet, cute and lovely, it got me cheerful in a heartbeat (perhaps also because the show is pretty silly).
Anyway, SOTW for making me happy 
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Worked out aerosol Vedism holder (6)
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Solved 
aerosol Vedism
Andy B
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You are up Monday! 
I figured it would either be
a) Really easy for a Friday;
or
0) Totally stump 'em!
Glad to see someone got it ... I liked that one.
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Thank you. Now it's just a case of remembering to do it. I think I better set an alert on my phone, yes I'm at that age .
Andy B
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Hah! I have daily Google Calendar reminders to make sure Herself takes her lunchtime pills, frequent ones to make sure her phone is charged, black and non-black bin days, and I set a reminder for every CCC I have to set! 
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Choking on food may be a senseless way to go, but it's not so uncommon. I hope that there were not too many people too busy to help because they had to upload a video of what was happening.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
Hmmm, I think I see the problem...
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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