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My comment when dealing with marketing:
"I know how Michaelangelo felt when the Pope said 'But I wanted the ceiling painted blue!'"
Software Zen: delete this;
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Very Star Trek!
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On a PC with a wifi internet connection and an unused network card
ethernet rj45 port, is there a program which will route incoming
wifi data out via the wired port so that another device which needs
an internet connection but has no wifi can also receive the data?
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I also have a good (but old) one:
When you are in a house where each wall faces south and a bear passes by, what color has the bear's fur?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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White. Or more strictly, transparent - they have white skin and it makes their fur look white.
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That used to be the only correct answer, but not anymore[^].
When the Grizzly half has the fashion color turd and the polar bear half appears white, what will we call this? Capuccino?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You sure about the white skin?
That's because polar bear fur is transparent and hollow.When light strikes the outer fur some of it is absorbed while the rest is scattered away.
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Underneath all that hair, polar bear skin is actually black. The black skin readily absorbs sunlight to keep the bear warm. What color is polar bear fur? - Business Insider[^] Video on the site looks to be from the USGS.
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RJOberg wrote: You sure about the white skin?
Not any more ... 
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It seems VE2 didn't want to join in with the joke. 
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He's probably religious: Highlander[^]
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CodeWraith wrote: a house where each wall faces south
That's physical impossibility. Unless it only has one wall, in which case you could not be 'in' it.
modified 25-Jul-18 9:14am.
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Someone needs to tell the geographic north pole about that.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Need more ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Ok, now everybody knows this one.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I just had the strangest image in my brain, and no idea where it cane from. I have heard this question enough times before.
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That's too easy.
How about this.
I walk one mile south, 1 mile east, then 1 mile north and end up in the same place as I started.
I do not start from your theoretical all-south house.
What animals might I see?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If it's a windows host then yes. ICS (Internet connection sharing)
Works quite nicely.
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Thanks. I will look into ICS
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It is disturbing, breaks my focus, destroy the quality...
I simply can not work if CP down...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Nor can half the people asking questions in QA, but that for other reasons... 
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Nothing new there, me think...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nor can half the people asking questions in QA, but that for other reasons...
So if we could wrangle CP and that other one to be down for say a month that should nicely clean up the industry.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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It's working for me now, so I must be quick...
I need to save an image to a text file so that when I open it in Notepad it shows the image.
Also, the extension should be .mp3, but when I open it in Excel it should show a video.
HALP! URGNTZ PLZ!!! 
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If this were really Q&A and if the poster had really asked that question, I'd offer up this link on where look in order to improve the search results[^].
Resisting the temptation to open another tab as I type. Trying to resist . . .
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