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Advert? but for what Hadoop?
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He's advertising this[^]
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Quote: He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(HadOop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
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Can't recall if I have ever seen a documentary with narration in Scottish accent. Sounding so weird.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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So you have not seen the historical documents[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nope. BTW, I was referring to any wildlife documentary based in Africa with Scottish accent.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I a gree. You have not experienced a wildlife documentary until you have seen it in the original Klingon. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And you have not experience real wildlife until you cling on to your car seat while an adult elephant is chasing you because like an idiot, you separated their calf from the herd. Can't forget that sight.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Try taking a picture of a moose right across a small stream of water in Yellowstone Park. For the moose it was only a small step forward...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Really? I thought that there was a rule that said that David Tennant had to narrate at least 50% of BBC wildlife documentaries these days.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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The other half are by that janner girl from Bristol.
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Which Janner from Bristol? I thought a Janner was from Pompy / Devon not Brizzle.
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Pompy?
They are all janners in the west country!
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I thought they were from further south, or general west country (for that you don't need the subtitles for Hot Fuzz) 
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Possibly, but I have heard it used to mean any local in Devon and Cornwall, so I wouldn't be surprised if it applied to Somersetites too.
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Had to look "janner" up as I'd never heard it before, seems that it specifically refers to folk from Plymouth but occasionally gets generalised to Devon as a whole.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: David Tennant
Who?
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I think he played a doctor on one of those TV medical dramas or something. Meh.
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I'm Afraid You Really Missed to Just Who [^] I was referring.
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Oh, I knew exactly which Who you were referring to; just having a bit of fun. I stopped watching when he left the show.
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Hi All,
I work for a very risk adverse company. One of their aim is every day you go home feeling the same if not better when you go home. I have identified a (in my opinion) major risk, by that some one said have a look at this. The product is now called by Test & Hardware as'Legal Case on a Tray', Production already call it 'Death in a box', I think it needs altering, Hardware is happy, the drawing office is happy, production is very happy, Inspection 'oooh you can't change that, it's worked for years, the people that use it know how to use it, so it's dangerous to change', Hmmm, If you don't pay attention when plugging it, 'KABOOM'... because it's never happened don't mean it won't, surely! 
I have made enough noise about it so we are covered internally but...
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I would suggest to let the product be inspected by a certification institution or company. If it passes, you can even place a sticker on it and use the certification for advertising.
If not (which I expect according to your post), it must be fixed. Then you will usually also get informed if the product does not conform to specific (country or region like EC) rules or laws.
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Quote: certification institution or company
And there is the rub, it is of the generation where all sorts of certification were claimed and non-was. They won't send it to certification as will fail and questions will be asked about other...All I can is thank ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) my name is not any of the docs...
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If they send it out for certification and it fails, they've just increased their liability, and certainly their culpability. Once you know you have no excuse to have not known . . .
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It seems they know already and don't certify for that reason. So the liability would not increase much. It is already at a high level and not fixing it can be treated as negligent.
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