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LOL, some users and members of management... 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Codeproject Rules of Software Development?
Klingon rules Software Development.
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Yep, no.17 is my favourite. 
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Mine are Nos. 13, 11, and 3. In that order!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If you announce to the universe that you are currently swamped with working on the next release, the universe (or a client) will find an annoying bug in the current release for you to fix that has been escalated to upper management and must be fixed NOW!
Yeah, this one happened to me yesterday.
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Happens to me every week.
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Once you have added your client's most recent "feature" requested, he (or she) will invariably say, "Well if you can do that..".
The more clueless your client is about programming the more he thinks he (or she) knows, and tries to help you out.
The older I get the less sure I am about anything...
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- Never trust a Project Manager that says, "Just use Common Sense."
“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!
—The Doctor, Season 7, Christmas Special”
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Any one use the word "just", don't stop. Run as fast as you can.
"Just a little change" or "Just do it".
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Instead of using emails to "sign off" for a nation-wide project, use the "brown folders" and internal mail.
Never say you can change the font size; always say the report will need to be "totally redesigned" for a new field / column.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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I think people get furious[^] for the smallest of reasons nowadays. The dogs at the end of your lead ffs. 
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Welcome To The Jungle
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day ...
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees ...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Stuart on Twitter: I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft.
https://t.co/Jr1MfV8A2l[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He should just put his dog in a doggy stroller and go to the mall, like they do around here.
I don't have a dog. I tried dogs, cats and children. None worked out.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That's probably because you tried to treat the cats like dogs, the children like cats, and the dogs like children.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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NOW you tell me!
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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theoldfool wrote: None worked out survived.
FTFY
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Quote: He said he walks his dog, Jack, round the quarry four times a day, and that occasionally, even when the Jack Russell is on a lead, there are times when he cannot see him.
Quote: He said: “The kids are rolling in it, it’s that long. You don’t know what they are rolling in."
Quote: “There is a fair bit of dog mess. I’m very frustrated.”
Now, I wonder if these are at all related?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I expect it's other people's dog mess he doesn't like.
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I didn't realize it came out identity coded! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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So that's what they fit when they microchip a dog.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Get someone to deal with that dog.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Pffft.
The article only describes the area as a "quarry". While it does hint that it's probably owned by his municipality, there's not a word about it being a park. Why should every square foot of the earth have to look like a golf course?
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