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Munchies_Matt wrote: Where are you?
A few miles west of Brighton.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh, same for us then.
Mind you the car could do with a wash. 
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That reminds me of "Anthony's Devon Adventure" by Russ Abbot 
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Global warming. S'all bad.
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I thought you were an ex-pat living in France?
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Moved back to the UK for a few years. Daughters education. France was a joke. At 13 the 'science' they were taught consisted of watching salt dissolve.
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You didn't sell the house in France that you did all the work on, did you?
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I've have it on good authority that the UK does not have a south, it's darn sarf.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Only in the east end of London and essex is it called that. The rest of us speak properly. 
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Such cold temperature can be vivifying at times!
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Is a Hootenanny child care for baby owls?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought that was Hooters girls looking after your kids
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: Hooters girls looking after your kids
I'd rather have them looking after me. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I spent a lot of time communicating with a Dolphin whilst on holiday. We just clicked.
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Are you sure it just wasn't an attempt at phishing?
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What was your porpoise in posting this?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I assume that the OP wanted to boast about having a whale of a time.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You do tend to spout off, don't you?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Now that's irony, and sad but true.
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