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bryce wrote: Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday dear meeee...
"me?" It's not my birthday.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Who cares? Where is the cake?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The cake is a lie.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Time to drown your sorrows at growing one year older? Have a virtual ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) on me, and my most sincere condolences. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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Well, uhm, Happy Birthday, I guess ? 
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Well, since you brought it to our attention (shameless self-promotion), Happy Birthday!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Congratulations!
Doing anything exciting (that you can put in a KSS forum)?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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nope - a tad boring i'm afraid
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Happy July 5th Birthday to you!
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That's not funny. That is my birthday actually. 
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In Australia, they use the dd/mm/yyyy format (I think). So I'm wishing him happy May 7th really.
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Happy Birthday !
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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Happy Birthday!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Happy birthday to you. 
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Happy Birthday to me!
OOOOOPS, to you, of course. 
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Gratz on completing another rotation
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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54 or 55?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A mere child either way. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Quote: I will live forever...
The Highlander, where is he? Please wait here while I go get my sword...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There can be only one!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I need a programming software. I want to download this software. Where I will get this software?
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